God is a Man

[Shlup]

So I'm being all internet-ish and I come to read that, during pregnancy... a woman's brain shrinks 3-5%. WTF?! Everything else gets bigger but our brains actually shrink?!

That's absolute balls.

EDIT: They're back to normal six months after birth, btw.

[Agrias]

So we can command things of our men easier.

[TheAbominatrix]

I thought it was the years after the pregnancy that made one's brain shrink. Go fig.

[Shlup]

I thought it was spending too much time with men that made our brains shrink.

Oh snap?

[Mitch]

It's all because of my new shrink-ray.

[Nominus Experse]

See why babies are a bad thing. The reasons keep mounting.

[Loony BoB]

So I'm being all internet-ish and I come to read that, during pregnancy... a woman's brain shrinks 3-5%. WTF?! Everything else gets bigger but our brains actually shrink?!

That's absolute balls.

EDIT: They're back to normal six months after birth, btw.

There's a perfectly witty reason for any female to use in order to slap this back against males, but they're probably missing the 3-5% of the brain required to come up with it.

*runs like hell*

EDIT: Proof that two heads aren't always better than one! Oh ho ho, I just have too many responses for this thread, I'll quit while I'm not too far behind.

[Bunny]

When a woman is pregnant, she has a battle of wills with her child and the prize is a piece of her brain. Women are weak and feeble creatures so they always lose. Sometimes, on a very rare occasion, a woman will win the battle. This is where retards come from.

[Cloudane]

So I'm being all internet-ish and I come to read that, during pregnancy... a woman's brain shrinks 3-5%.

So she turns blonde then? What if she's already blonde?

*scarpers*

[Captain Maxx Power]

I thought it was spending too much time with men that made our brains shrink.

Oh snap?

O yes, go on, just go for the obvious targets as per. Bloody hell, it's a wonder any children get born at all the way these women go on about how rubbish we are. I happen to be a rather nice person for the record. Very low maintenance, no sports or drinking involved. I'm the guy women say they want but actually don't.

[Bunny]

You're the type of guy women your age don't want, but when women get older they realize "Oh hey I am stupid and want someone who won't cheat on me for kids and marriage"

[Captain Maxx Power]

You're the type of guy women your age don't want, but when women get older they realize "Oh hey I am stupid and want someone who won't cheat on me for kids and marriage"

You have absolutely no idea how much I hope that that turns out to be true.

[Bunny]

It is. Women, the ones worth having anyway, sooner or later learn that the "bad boy" image they are attracted to as immature girls doesn't really make for a good husband/father.

[escobert]

womens brains are weak and mens are ruff and buff.

[theundeadhero]

Women have brains?