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Real name: Paul Von Handsomestein
Nick names: Psychotic, Fizzlebo McFlufferbunny, Psychotic With A Hat, Neurotic.
Birth: April 30, 1987
Registration: August 15, 2002
Knighted: May 5, 2006
Psychotic was born almost two decades ago while his parents were performing a duet at the Eurovision song contest dressed as schoolgirls with soaking wet shirts. He spent the next few years of his life living and working in a monastery somewhere in China building balance and upper-body strength, before signing up for a voyage to England, where he hoped to open a Chinese take-away that also incorporated human flesh and other Canadian delicacies. Unfortunately, he found the Chinese take-away market swamped, and lived as a hermit somewhere in Wales for a bit. Here he learned of a coming evil from an old Welsh fortune teller, telling him that the Avrilocalypse would come, and that he alone could stop this. Prior to "discovering" this, he had taken up sniffing glue and drinking lighter fluid. Anyway, after waking up in a place resembling Sea World in a rather compromising position, he knew it was his mission to move back to England, requisition a computer from an elderly couple as they happily took their new purchase from PC World to their car, join EoFF, and start BAoTW as a means of revolution. The rest, as they say, is history.
Defining Quote:
"I needed a superhero identity, but I decided it needed to reflect my costume, and so I became hoody man, with the power to put my hood up to show that I mean business. I can hear the crims talking now. "Whoa, hoody man has his hood up! He clearly means business, so let's stay away!" I appointed my smurfed up watch to be my sidekick, because I think it would annoy supervillains if they got to their location of evil over an hour before they had to actually do evil."
Awards Won:
Ciddies:
Forums Staff Highwind Award — End of Year 2006 Ciddies
Best Custom Title — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies
Funniest Member — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies
MLT Be driving the bus — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies
Best Veteran — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Poster — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Spammer — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Funniest Member — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Male — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Spammer — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Funniest Member — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Most likely to get together (split with Monkey) — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Male — End of Year 2004 Ciddies
Best Spammer — End of Year 2004 Ciddies
MLT Be driving the bus — End of Year 2004 Ciddies
Be the leader of an EoFF underground — June 2004 Ciddies
Multi-Ciddies:
3 time Best Spammer
3 time Funniest Member
2 time Best Male
2 time MLT Be driving the bus
Others:
Mr Eyes on Final Fantasy — 2003
EoFF Decathlon — 2005
Famous Ciddies Quotes:
"That's suprising. But happy. Very happy. *checks who I am up against... and winces* I am soooooooo going to come last."