EoFFers IRL

[Shiny]

The member I met (let's call them Spoofy) was very odd to say the least; which is exactly what I expected. It was around last year and Spoofy decided to wear long khaki pants and a long sleeved dress shirt in 80 degree weather. I loled. Then I took Spoofy along with my other peeps to some random stores. We got something to eat in a burger place that sells massive burgers and way too many choices of milkshakes. Spoofy got hit on by a 2 year old and then this cute guy from school walked in. He asked to use the bathroom, but walked into the manager's office instead.

Anywayz, Spoofy gave me a silver skull as we were drinking our delicious milkshakes. Afterwards, we went in this one store that was selling books about how to have sex on airplanes. Spoofy then found a rubber chicken and I proceeded to hit Spoofy with it repeatedly. Then we went to Starbucks and Spoofy saw his nemesis there. Spoofy called him, "The guy with the nipples on his face", because of all the acne.

Then we decided to go to Lord and Taylor. Spoofy always thought we were being racists towards Indians throughout the whole day (which we weren't), but when we found an Indian shirt in Lord and Taylor we couldn't stop laughing. Spoofy and my friend decided to molest various mannequins, so then my boo and I decided we didn't like Spoofy anymore and tried to ditch Spoofster in the store. Unfortunately, Spoofs kept coming back. We played hide and leave me the hell in the store for an hour. Oddly enough, the employers didn't even say anything.

After running around we decided to leave the store, but my friend had dropped her phone somewhere inside of Lord and Taylor, so we had to go all the way back and get it. While running back to get the cellphone I realized that the skull had dropped out of my pocket, so we ran back to go search for that too. After a tiring day we finally had enough of Spoofy's oddity and we said goodbye.