Saturn (The planet with the ring...wow!)

Uranus (An Organ? Hell no, it's a planet)

Neptune (Why do I think of SpongeBod Squarepants, when I think of this planet)

Pluto (The little planet which is the smallest dawg of them all)

Mercury (I'm sure it's red...?)

Venus (Is this name sexy or what?! I like it)

Mars (No people, we're not talking about the 'Bar')

Jupiter (A planet with no description...)