Is it possible to fly in some way?

[Peter_20]

Please spare me the sarcastic remarks already.
This is an important subject to me, and those who don't care about it could just leave, alright?

Ths is exactly why I don't trust the moderators on this forum anymore; now you have no excuses left, one of you has even JOINED the sarcasm-fest in this thread.

After years of heavy meditation, I have attained the power to control my Ki, or spiritual energy if you would prefer, and I can now use this to fly at great speeds by using my Ki to propel myself.

Tralla-la, hello, Site Staff Member.

Please don't even care about responding to this, because I ain't gonna answer; just keep it in mind, okay?

Have you been hang gliding then?

Yes, and it didn't feel completely right.
It was nice, though.