Is it possible to fly in some way?

[Peter_20]

Stop being so picky or I'll cut your knackers off with a chainsaw.

That's what I meant - people have tried fake wings etc but the nearest thing that has worked to date is the humble hang glider. That's pretty close though isn't it, hanging from a wing with a bar on it?

I guess so, but shouldn't it be theoretically possible to use fake wings?
If they're great enough they should be able to carry me quite well.

It takes huge wings for it to work, though; I guess I'd need them to be at least 30 feet each.