No, this isnt talking about when you last had sex. Im talking about the 'smurfing' that goes on in these forums. Im sick of it. And do you know the main reason? This is why...

smurf.

^The smurfing doesnt allow for capitalisation. If I want to post a capital smurf I have to smurf it myself. Simply put, the reign of the smurfing must end, otherwise this forum may become well and truly smurfed due to it smurfing-off other smurfers in this forum. Does anyone else feel for me?