"Do not press the red button: (_)"

"Party at my grave tonight! 9PM - 5AM! FREE BEER"

"Only God knows what I did....And the government."

"I got banned from #earth so now i'm in #heaven."

"God's calling, hold on a few."

"I'm playing Playstation 10 in heaven. God loves me "

"Oh crap..."

"SOMEONE BRING ME BACK TO EARTH! THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN DEW LEFT IN HEAVEN OR HELL!"