"1-0 and you smurfed it up, 1-0 and you smurfed it up!"

What a disgrace. The lazy wankers of Newcastle United shouldn't even be getting paid. The only player on that pitch today that deserves his wages is James Milner. Every single pass or cross Joey Barton attempted was complete & utter fail, yet Kevin Keegan doesn't bring Emre on until we're 2-1 down. STOP STARTING JOEY BARTON, HE IS smurfING USELESS!! Why the hell was Mark Viduka sitting on the bench for the entire match - for the last 30-40 minutes Alan Smith did jack . Where was Kevin Keegan shouting on the sidelines and telling them to get their smurfing act together? Ughughugh. I want to punch every one of those lazy bastards in the face. Early in the game we managed to string about 16-18 passes in a row together and then we go a goal down and we just start hoofing the ball up and hope for the best and then whenever Michael Owen gets a hold of the ball he's got no smurfing support and loses it. We're going to be beaten massively in the next two games (Man Utd and Liverpool) and if we're not careful we're going to find ourselves in the relegation zone before too long. Angry Jess.