Been away this weekend so fail, just want to note a few things:

Towns is hilarious and won this thread destroying the daft Arsenal fans and their dumb overreactions

If Eduardo manages to come back from that injury I don't care if he is a filthy Arsenal-for life, diving, cheating, somehow qualifying and playing for the French national team Thierry Henry lookalike, he'll be my strike partner for Paulo Wanchope for the rest of all time. What a badass he is. Coming out all "I WILL BE BACK!" Love him and hope he makes a full recovery.

We're losing to Everton and it sucks!

But I can take comfort in the fact we'll never, ever be as shiet as Newcastle.