<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: I'm my own MILF
Real First Name: Haks Li Hobs
Age: 21
Years general gaming experience: 19
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 10
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: X


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yes
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

Vvardenfell.com (A Morrowind forum)
http://www.vvardenfell.com/
About nine months
No, it's long dead.

And I was offered a place at Final Fantasy Republic on a few occasions, but always declined. (I think.)

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
It would be epic lulz and I could cause the most ghetto drama.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
I would kidnap, torture, and murder you all. None of this would involve any kind of sexual under or overtones, contact, intercourse, or anything else of the like. I must purge the world of your sick perversions.

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
My first reaction would be "Who the hell is LOCP?" Then I would Google, and discover; "Launcher Operation Control Panel". That sounds bad, so I'd hide behind someone who knows more about the inner workings of the intarwebs tube, such as Stabvark, or Spaceman Ryukishi.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Restore Cloud No.9 to active posting status. Start a thread re: econimics. Allow to simmer for 1 to 3 days.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
I'd get EoFF tattooed on my pecs, and I'd graffiti my town up.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Nothing whatsoever. They deserve to suffer, just like you do.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I would not be willing to work there because nobody uses it, ever.

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?
I'm Haks Li Hobs!