Eyes on Final Fantasy Cid's Knight Application Form

[Cz]

<h1>Cid's Knight Application</h1>


<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: Cz
Real First Name: George
Age: 18
Years general gaming experience: 12
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 7
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, because I'm edgy and alternative like that.


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? I have been a moderator at three or four forums, but have never actually moderated at any.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? I want to do whatever Psychotic does because he is cool and popular.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? firm handshake (LOL!)

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Delete EoFF, thereby making it impossible for malevolent forces to invade and spam in the future.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. I wouldn't need a reason, and I certainly wouldn't need proof.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. "Eyes on Final Fantasy - It's OK guys, we just banned Raistlin"

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. Make ed's technicolour nightmare the standard theme for everyone. I'd also bring back the arcade, the trout filter, and a revamped version of the attack button that actually bans/kills the person when you click it.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). In spite of my complete ineptitude in all aspects of web design, I think I would be a great asset to the staff in improving the front page. For one thing, I would aggressively pursue policy initiatives favouring the implementation of .midi files on the frontsite. Furthermore, I would strongly support plans to replace the bland EoFF banner with scrolling marquee text reading "WELCOME TO EYES ON FINAL FANTASY!!! THE NO. ONE FINAL FANTASY WEB SITE ON LINE!!!" Such a bold (the text would be in bold) form of presentation would show that we are on the cutting edge of web design, and are using the power of the internet as a mode of communication to its full potential. This image would be reinforced by the inclusion of animated .gifs and sparkly backgrounds. Hell, we could push the boundaries of technology and have animated background .gifs! You see, this is exactly the sort of dynamic thinking I would bring to the table.

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special? My dad can beat up your dad, and probably your mum as well.

[Bunny]

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Raistlin is infallible and never makes mistakes.

Ack! Bunny! Your application is DENIED.

It was my attempt to befriend Raistlin, creating a false sense of security for him as we became the best of friends. Then, the day after returning from a frolick in the flower fields, I would ban him without a second thought. Don't deny me for my ingenius plans =(

[NeoCracker]

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Raistlin is infallible and never makes mistakes.

Ack! Bunny! Your application is DENIED.

It was my attempt to befriend Raistlin, creating a false sense of security for him as we became the best of friends. Then, the day after returning from a frolick in the flower fields, I would ban him without a second thought. Don't deny me for my ingenius plans =(

Given RAistlin hates everyone, and at this point probably has detailed portfolio's on all his friends due to his mass paranoia of getting banned, your plan was doomed to failure.

You're better off just banning him outright and claim he sent you porn. No Knight or admin will argue with you, and no one else can look into your pm box to prove it.

[Bunny]

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Raistlin is infallible and never makes mistakes.

Ack! Bunny! Your application is DENIED.

It was my attempt to befriend Raistlin, creating a false sense of security for him as we became the best of friends. Then, the day after returning from a frolick in the flower fields, I would ban him without a second thought. Don't deny me for my ingenius plans =(

Given RAistlin hates everyone, and at this point probably has detailed portfolio's on all his friends due to his mass paranoia of getting banned, your plan was doomed to failure.

You're better off just banning him outright and claim he sent you porn. No Knight or admin will argue with you, and no one else can look into your pm box to prove it.

I can befriend Raistlin rather easily because of my knowledge that soda is the correct term for soda. Not pop.

[NeoCracker]

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Raistlin is infallible and never makes mistakes.

Ack! Bunny! Your application is DENIED.

It was my attempt to befriend Raistlin, creating a false sense of security for him as we became the best of friends. Then, the day after returning from a frolick in the flower fields, I would ban him without a second thought. Don't deny me for my ingenius plans =(

Given RAistlin hates everyone, and at this point probably has detailed portfolio's on all his friends due to his mass paranoia of getting banned, your plan was doomed to failure.

You're better off just banning him outright and claim he sent you porn. No Knight or admin will argue with you, and no one else can look into your pm box to prove it.

I can befriend Raistlin rather easily because of my knowledge that soda is the correct term for soda. Not pop.

If that were the Case half the Staff could have befriended him already. And since befriend Raistlin obviously doesn't cause him to drop his gaurd, you have already failed. Again.

[Bunny]

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Raistlin is infallible and never makes mistakes.

Ack! Bunny! Your application is DENIED.

It was my attempt to befriend Raistlin, creating a false sense of security for him as we became the best of friends. Then, the day after returning from a frolick in the flower fields, I would ban him without a second thought. Don't deny me for my ingenius plans =(

Given RAistlin hates everyone, and at this point probably has detailed portfolio's on all his friends due to his mass paranoia of getting banned, your plan was doomed to failure.

You're better off just banning him outright and claim he sent you porn. No Knight or admin will argue with you, and no one else can look into your pm box to prove it.

I can befriend Raistlin rather easily because of my knowledge that soda is the correct term for soda. Not pop.

If that were the Case half the Staff could have befriended him already. And since befriend Raistlin obviously doesn't cause him to drop his gaurd, you have already failed. Again.

Leave me alone.

[Rainecloud]

This really is the end of an era, isn't it?

I always knew this would happen some day, and now with the departure of Cid, it was inevitable. I'm shocked and saddened. Perhaps I'm simply an EoFF traditionalist who believes in the old ways of doing things, or maybe I'm just a boring old fart, but the idea of a Cid's Knight application form seems ridiculous to me.

Ah well, never mind.

Didn't read the fine print, did you?

This is just for fun

I read the fine print before I read anything else. I'm under the suspicion that the Cid's Knights are actually considering these applications, though.

[Anno Domini]

Cid's Knight Application




Bio Information

Forum Name: Annio Domini
Real First Name: Jesse
Age: 16
Years general gaming experience: i had a controller when i came out of the womb
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience:See above
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: X rocks my world



Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? No, but i learn fast
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? i really enjoy eoFF and i think i could do alot of good. Besides, i am more awesome than Bunny!

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? As far as you want baby ;-)


Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? issue them a warning about the spam. delete all their spammy-ness, and if they continue, ban them all

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. i enjoy the old ways, like nets, but if he is a jerk to someone and they complain, issue a warning. if he continues in his jerkyness, ban him.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. advertising goes along way. i would saturate everything in EoFF propaganda/memorabelia!!

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. the elections seem to do well with membere satisfaction. more polls and even more pretty pictures

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). Errm, i am not sure what this means, but i will do whatever if you tell me too.


Subjective Section

What makes you so special? im super adorable! and awesomeness oozes out of everyone of my pores. and i heart videogames!

[Rase]

(Blah blah things not about Rase)

Rase's is my absolute favorite so far. He is going to be Cid's Knight 4sho.

BAM!

(SPOILER)That's my "Ha, take that!" saying that I use. A lot. Yes, in real life too.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Cid's Knight Application




Bio Information

Forum Name: I Don't Need A Name
Real First Name: Andy
Age: 16
Years general gaming experience: about 8
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 7ish
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VI



Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Nope

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? I love EOFF, i like the members and the staff and i want to keep it that way (having nice people that is)

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? I would draw my enormous weapon if anyone tried that on me!!


Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Warn them, if they persist, ban them......and tell them to come round to my house at the requested date for a one on one sesh of teaching them to behave!

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Lure him into a false sense of security, usually involving an empty room, him and a blow up doll and catch him with his pants down!!

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. All other Forums are being closed down! come to EOFF....sorry, yes Psy is still here...what?...you dont wanna join?....*beats with stick* JOIN NOW, OR MANUS WILL GET YOU!

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. would that be with or without the pole dancing forum?

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). cos im a dumb ass and dunno how to web design so need the practice!


Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
the fact that i was never on a spesh register at school...oh...not THAT kind of special...right. WELL!! i have no feeling im my nipples...is that better (true story! )

[Levian]

I have banned over 100 rule breakers. (Fact. Check it out if you don't believe me. CTRL+F Psychotic on banned users page.)

Oh my god, you're keeping count. you big big dork.



Cid's Knight Application



Bio Information

Forum Name: Yuna_Hot-lipZ_D-cupz4u(PM->me)
Real First Name: Howard
Age: is just a number
Years general gaming experience: is immigration a game?
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: If I told you i'd have to kill you
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy VII: Wild Ancient Teenz Goes Wild at Costa Del Sol


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Hahaha smurf yes, they modded me at some retarded forum but the joke is on them cus I never did anything. :laugh:
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Answering this question would ruin my joke in the last question.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? It'll make good practice for modding real forums in the future.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Here

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?

Not knowing what LOCP I'll just assume it means Local Obnoxious Cobra Prostitues, and if they invaded the forums I'd try to catch them by the tail because that's the weak point of cobras.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.

Raistlin slipping up in general is perfect

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.

I'd eat a lot of grapes. It'll work, trust me on this one.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.

One word: ORLY owls.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).

I'm not a contributer, I'm a whiner. I whine.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special? Maybe that old cheese I found in the refrigerator last week.

[Firo Volondé]

Cid's Knight Application


Bio Information


Forum Name: Firo Volonde [NB: acute accent on the e]
Real First Name: Will
Age: 17
Years general gaming experience: 8
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 5
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy X



Short Answer


1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
No. I am 17 and I have never moderated a forum. Is this bad?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
A nifty new usertitle, coloured blue!

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
As far as you'd like me to go...

Long Answer


1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Step 1: I'd trace their home addresses through their IP addresses, being the 1337 haxx0r I am. Step 2: Go to their house, by any necessary means. Step 3: Bust some kneecaps.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Banana skins. Hundreds of 'em. Or busting his kneecaps, whichever's easiest.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Mostly spam and/or bullying people to join, both metaphorically and literally. I am not above kidnapping loved ones to make them register at EoFF.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Dancing carrots. Everybody loves carrots, after all! If you don't I'll bust your kneecaps.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I would be willing, though in all honesty, I probably wouldn't be able to contribute much. My speciality is abusing power, especially the kind that comes with being a CK and/or busting kneecaps.

Subjective Section


What makes you so special?
I can tie my own shoelaces.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I don't stand a chance do I? Too bad, I'm the most gangsta person on this site...

[Burtsplurt]

<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: Burtsplurt
Real First Name: Colin
Age: 25
Years general gaming experience: Pong.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 7.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VII.


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
A-Team Shrine Forums - Main Page . No one has sacked me, despite several misdemeanours and accidentally deleting my account. Luckily, I'm the owner.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Money. I mean, uh, I want to help people who are in poverty and facilitate their inclusion into the global internet environment. I am a goal-orientated, career-focused individual who's only wish is to make EoFF a better place for me and maybe some other people as well, but probably not.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
ShlupQuack?

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Close threads -> warn -> kill them.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Bah, waiting until he slips up is daft.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Get an EoFF T-Shirt, and then not wear it because it kind of looks a bit geeky and people might call me gay. That hurts.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Regulation high-heeled shoes for all members?

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
Er, no thanks. (P.S. I did a page of html for EoFF once, fact!)

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?
My modesty and absolute awesomeness.

[Little Blue]

<h1>Cid's Knight Application</h1>


<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: Little Blue
Real First Name: High Lord Lomax of the Nilith Order.
Age: 19 Earth years.
Years general gaming experience: The fate of the Galaxy is never a game.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: Terminating citizens during their fantasies has been a long used practise, my own great sckeckda chose this method of death three centuries ago, so many, many years.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: The practise of Final Fantasy is no game.


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Does ruling half the Milky Way count? We had a forum of senators. I said jump, they said how high
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Your primitive computer systems are unable to connect to my native computational network, thus a link would be pointless.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? I would like to add Earth to my domain, and this place seems like a good place to start.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? An Orgy with humans? You disgust me!

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? I would glass LOCP, then glass the home towns of the offenders.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Randomly change the rules at a random interval. Make all rules punishable by banning, or death for the more extreme ones.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. Glass the other venues leaving EoFF the only place the survivors can congregate.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. I would instigate a constant game of something similar to Russian Roulette, with a victim being chosen every 24 hours.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I would. We Nilith have long lost our primitive computers, this would be an excellent opportunity to examine what our ancestors may have used.

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?

The orbiting warships?