<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: Burtsplurt
Real First Name: Colin
Age: 25
Years general gaming experience: Pong.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 7.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VII.


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
A-Team Shrine Forums - Main Page . No one has sacked me, despite several misdemeanours and accidentally deleting my account. Luckily, I'm the owner.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Money. I mean, uh, I want to help people who are in poverty and facilitate their inclusion into the global internet environment. I am a goal-orientated, career-focused individual who's only wish is to make EoFF a better place for me and maybe some other people as well, but probably not.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
ShlupQuack?

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Close threads -> warn -> kill them.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Bah, waiting until he slips up is daft.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Get an EoFF T-Shirt, and then not wear it because it kind of looks a bit geeky and people might call me gay. That hurts.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Regulation high-heeled shoes for all members?

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
Er, no thanks. (P.S. I did a page of html for EoFF once, fact!)

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?
My modesty and absolute awesomeness.