Eyes on Final Fantasy Cid's Knight Application Form

[scrumpleberry]

Cid's Knight Application




Bio Information

Forum Name: scrumpleberry
Real First Name: Moonraven-Asterisk
Age: 2
Years general gaming experience: 70
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 20
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFVI



Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Nope
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? Wouldn't you like to know...

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Depends who else was there.


Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Gather my horde of ninja chinchilla's armed with cookie shurikens, and take them down one by one. Hire some villagers with torches and pitchforks if need be. Get someone else to do the boring stuff.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Frame him for cookie theft.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Make up a theme song, lock some people in a lift and play it at full volume.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Have soothing background music to drown out the sound of Raistlin being gored by a bull as part of the banning ritual.


5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I wouldn't. Every sunday at noon I turn into a rabid goldfish and devour anything I happen to be working on - including websites.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?

My ninja chinchilla army, of course.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

<h1>Cid's Knight Application</h1>


<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: Odaisé Gaelach
Real First Name: Ciaran
Age: 20
Years general gaming experience: 8
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 4
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy X


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? No.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? The power! The power!

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? To the end of the world.

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Close the server and declare a state of emergency. Get the rest of the rebel force Cid's Knights to shoot on sight anyone who posts spam.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Woah, woah, woah... c'mon, you're the Cid's Knights. You don't have to answer to anyone! Just ban him already!

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. I could probably get a booth set up within a radius of one mile from E3.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. Nothing, I don't think. It's already pretty damn good as it is.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). If I can be of some use, then sure.

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?

I read the fine print...

[Fatal Impurity]

Cid's Knight Application




Bio Information

Forum Name: Fatal Impurity
Real First Name: Dave
Age: 17
Years general gaming experience: 12
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 8
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FF9, FF7



Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Nope
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? I wanna be apart of something...something where i've got responsibility, and where i can help people.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Do i get paid?


Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
DELETE the rogue account's obviously nad then send warning's to all the member's telling them that they would get seven shades of pink banned outta them if they didnt stop!

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
I don't partake in entrapment...

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Hmm i'd probably set up a EOFF day at major city like Birmingham and make it kinda liek a EOFF meetup except the general public who are FF fan's can come along and have a lil FF fun too!

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Just general peacekeeping, afterall no-one like's idiots in the forum right? Plus i would probably keep a watch out for any bugs/security flaws that might allow "undesirables" to enter EOFF.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
Well currently i'm working on a guide for an obscure section of FF7 called the "Debug Room" as i found some errors with the GameFAQ's guide's plus it would be cool to include proper full colour maps of the rooms.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
My inability to lie.

[oddler]

*beats dead horse as he waits

[rubah]

Thank you for your participation!

The application is now closed.

[Tavrobel]

Quina is the perfect choice for addition IMHO

[Psychotic]

Quina is the perfect choice for addition IMHO

Suck up of the year award goes to...

[Tavrobel]

Quina is the perfect choice for addition IMHO

Suck up of the year award goes to...

You're just jealous.

[Psychotic]

Yes, I am jealous of Quina for being chosen as a Cid's Knight, an accomplishment I have yet to, well, accomplish.

[Goldenboko]

Yes, I am jealous of Quina for being chosen as a Cid's Knight, an accomplishment I have yet to, well, accomplish.

You'll get your chance, one day.

[Miller Family Dog]

Can I still apply? Do you take dogs?

[Cz]

I must admit I was surprised by this choice. Quina seems to be far too qualified for CK-dom. Although I guess it does have the "I do what I want! You have problem!?" thing going on.

[Endless]

Yes, I am jealous of Quina for being chosen as a Cid's Knight, an accomplishment I have yet to, well, accomplish.

You'll get your chance, one day.

Cid's Knights are overrated, anyway. :p

[Madame Adequate]

THIS IS A UNACCCEPTABEL slap in teh face.

[Renmiri]

I demand a recount!!! There were hanging chads all over Quina's application!