<h1>Cid's Knight Application</h1>


<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: Rase
Real First Name: Ryan
Age: 18
Years general gaming experience: 14
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 14
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: IV


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
I've moderated over ten forums, all of which I created and then got bored of and deleted. Go me, I'm so qualified!

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Power obviously. That's like asking why I would apply to be the Pope, aside from the sweet hat.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
I don't condone this gross glorification of the reproductive mating ritual of Homo sapiens. That said, as far as it takes.

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
I would wonder what the hell LOCP is, then ban them all. Just to be safe, let's ban every member who joined after 2005.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Unban the one who made him slip up in EoEo last time and just do a repeat of that, only with the "final warning" thing actually meaning something this time.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Performance art involving myself being naked, eight gallons of mustard, and a turkey baster. I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Buy everyone Cialis.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I already helped once, why do I have to do it again?

Oh, and most if not all of the SS are pretty sweet peeps, so I'd have no problem working with them.

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?

I can do this sweet thing with my tongue, watch.

*i r a lamer.


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