<h1>Cid's Knight Application</h1>


<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: oddler
Real First Name: Jeff
Age: 23
Years general gaming experience: 18
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 15
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFXI


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
No.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
N/A

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Me love this forum long time.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
Cameraman.

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Mass IP nuclear destruction via satellite. Remember the Alamo! Hold down the fort, guys. I'm off to the races.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Banana peels. Hydraulic oil. Shlup's liposuction made into a bread spread. Mix well. Ready, mental image!
I misread that one.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Tote the coffee mug every waking moment.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Let's break enjoyment down. The en and the ment aren't really needed so that just leaves you with joy.
I'm gonna go off the deep end and say that everyone here is like me. Then, I'll drown. Oh, okay. Thanks.
I like reading happy smile fairy babies and if more of that was posted, I'd be not-so blind.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
The effort I would put into the Front Site would be equivalent to the percentage of you who see it.

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?

I'm not. What? That's what makes me special.