Eyes on Final Fantasy Cid's Knight Application Form

[rubah]

This is the Summer 2007 Application for the posi<b></b>tion of Cid's Knight at Eyes on Final Fantasy forums. Please submit your reply in this thread for Staff consideration.

<h1>Cid's Knight Application</h1>


<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name:
Real First Name:
Age:
Years general gaming experience:
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience:
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game:


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?



*EoFF Staff do not condone lamers who read fine print.

[Harmless]

-Post rescinded for censorship-related reasons.

[Shoeberto]

<!-- The manipulative, money-grubbing kind. Standard fare, really. -->
off topic

[Sergeant Hartman]

Application lol.

[rubah]

Please do not get off topic in this thread. This is just for applications.

[loben]

sigh, you should have left it and scene how many people are stupid enough to read the fine print.

[Doomie]

Your fine print isn't fine enough.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Write everyone's name of a piece of paper then put them all into a hat and randomly select one

[Xaven]

o pck me

[Tavrobel]

<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: King Hammerhand the Wise III
Real First Name: Sayoran
Age: 33,907
Years general gaming experience: 33,903 years
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 33,902 years
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFX-2


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
I have moderated here: http://forums.eyesonff.com/

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
To get my dignity back.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
All the way!

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Ban accounts, close threads, move them to the trash forum, and then ban everyone else for not having the ability to do anything about it.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
He can be banned for being a jerk.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Threaten to ban.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Random bannings.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).

I already wrote the KHVII guide! Hire me!

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?

Because I'm better than you.


*EoFF Staff are not currently taking Applications, thank you for your time!

In response to this, I suggest you make your fine print finer, or at the very least, comment it out. It's too much of a giveaway when it's right there in front of you. If you highlighted certain letters in the form, in the correct order, it would've been funnier.

[Bunny]

Cid's Knight Application



Bio Information

Forum Name: Bunny
Real First Name: Bruno
Age: 20
Years general gaming experience: 17
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 17
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy VI


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yes
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? I have been a moderator on three separate occasions at three different forums. However, the forums have since been decommissioned and taken from the internet due to ownership problems relating mostly to money. Although one specific owner was the target of a child pornography sting.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? I am awesome, they are awesome. Two awesome make a double awesome. Also I feel that I could usher in the golden days once more.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? I’d be naked, lubed, and on top of Psychotic before the words left the mouth of whoever was initiating this orgy.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Ban them all and let God sort them out. Also I might put together a raiding party of my own. Alternatively, I would become an amazing member over at whatever LOCP is and befriend several staff members. Once they trust me, I would climb the leadership ladder to become an Administrator or their equivalent. Then I would ban them all and let God sort them out.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Raistlin is infallible and never makes mistakes.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. I would shave my hair and all the hair on my body. Then I would get “EYESONFF.COM” tattooed on my forehead, a moogle on my back holding a sign that says “EYESONFF DOT COM”, and finally, I would pass out flyers.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. Regular and rather meaningless competitions. I would also run a fake staff application every three months. Perhaps make a Hall of Lame for our more.. unique members.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I do not have any coding experience so I think my hands are better left to running forums instead of breaking things on the front site.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special? Because your mommy said so.


Fin.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Cid's Knight Application




Bio Information


Forum Name: TyphoonThaReapa
Real First Name: Marrio Mathews
Age: 18
Years general gaming experience: 13 years
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 9 years
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FF8


Short Answer


1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? No
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? A'yo, I want to have the opportunity to better my skills in not only this site, but my overall performance on the internet.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? A'yo, Pass me the Vodka and it all good.

Long Answer


1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? A'yo, I'll take normal actions a give warnings and even ban if it continues. If it goes on for long enough, I'll get my AK-47 and declare it LOCP Hunting Season...

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. A'yo, we find out where he lives and barrage him with EoFF ads. Phones, T.V, Radio, hell even dreams, EoFF will drive him nuts! Then, he can ban his damn self...

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. A'yo, I'll become the EoFF promotion. By that I mean I'll be all over the place I live in telling people to Register for EoFF or die!!!!

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. A'yo, I would give slang teaching classes so member can take free lessons learning word like "A'yo", "Gutta", "Son", "Wo'they".

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I would do it because I'd make that Front Site Staff Gangsta ya' heard me!!!

Subjective Section


What makes you so special?

A'yo, I'm Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa son!!! What can I not do? (SPOILER)Not including things like living forever and gay sex...

[Spammerman]

Cid's Knight Application



Bio Information

Forum Name: Spammerman
Real First Name:Alexander
Age:14
Years general gaming experience:9
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience:3-4
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game:10 or 12

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?No

1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
I really like the forums and I see to many dumb posts and would like help change that.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?I wouldnt go. Im happily taken by the most wonderful girl ever.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Ban their Ip's, ban the accounts, and if others were up, make a new account, infiltrate their boards, gain some control, and cause hell.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Watch his every post for weeks. If I told you the rest, He might see it and know what I was doing.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Keep a link in every possible place that I couldnt get banned or in trouble

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
help clean up the posts and be quick to the scene when some order is needed and help the new users with problems.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I wouldnt be interested because I do not know how to code anything, also, theyre are much better people than me for the job, but I would help if I was needed and knew how to do what was needed.
Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
Give me a knife and I can kill practically anything in a game. Not ff games, but games like socom and stuff.



*EoFF Staff do not condone lamers who read fine print.

[Renmiri]

Write everyone's name of a piece of paper then put them all into a hat and randomly select one

I thought everyone had to put on a dingy old hat and the hat would select it for you !

[Rase]

<h1>Cid's Knight Application</h1>


<h2>Bio Information</h2>
Forum Name: Rase
Real First Name: Ryan
Age: 18
Years general gaming experience: 14
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 14
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: IV


<h2>Short Answer</h2>
1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
I've moderated over ten forums, all of which I created and then got bored of and deleted. Go me, I'm so qualified!

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Power obviously. That's like asking why I would apply to be the Pope, aside from the sweet hat.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
I don't condone this gross glorification of the reproductive mating ritual of Homo sapiens. That said, as far as it takes.

<h2>Long Answer</h2>
1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
I would wonder what the hell LOCP is, then ban them all. Just to be safe, let's ban every member who joined after 2005.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Unban the one who made him slip up in EoEo last time and just do a repeat of that, only with the "final warning" thing actually meaning something this time.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Performance art involving myself being naked, eight gallons of mustard, and a turkey baster. I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Buy everyone Cialis.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I already helped once, why do I have to do it again?

Oh, and most if not all of the SS are pretty sweet peeps, so I'd have no problem working with them.

<h2>Subjective Section</h2>
What makes you so special?

I can do this sweet thing with my tongue, watch.

*i r a lamer.


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