Pirates of the Caribbean

[Resha]

Resha, I am shocked!

I'm sorry ;___; The first movie was so fantastic, the sequels just didn't do it justice. They tried to put in way too much. There was no NEED to resurrect a bazillion characters. Will and Elizabeth became dead weight; all I saw them doing was being complete idiots and complicating the plot even further (being mighty annoying doing that too!).

As I wisely said a few hours ago somewhere....

[q]"CLICHE!!!"
"What!??!?! I express shock and horror at your dramatic revelation!"
"CLIFFHANGER!!!"

*scene changes*

~some seaaaa~
"DRAMATIC LINE OF DOOM!!!"
"Oh, I love you!!! Talk to me talk to me!!" (some Liz/Will tension here)
*something rocks the boat or somebody's done something on deck*
"I HAVE THE SOLUTION! EUREKA!"
*some freaky thing happens -- insert a few tentacle/barnacle/repuslive sea creature shots here*
~CLIFFHANGER~

*scene changes*

summed up the movie for ya[/q]