Do not turn this into a Chuck Norris thread, for the love of god... DO NOT!
Anyways, Arnie is the ultimate winner in this situation. Conan the Barbarian, Predator, Kindergarten Cop, Total Recall, Terminator, Collateral Damage, etc. All those cheesy one liners were just so awesome! And he's a Governor!
Stalone is ok though. Wasn't really into Rocky, and some of his other movies bored me a bit. And his mouth annoys me. But yeah, he just can't win in this situation.