Every character is smurfed up. Edgar is a hostel freak, sabin is a well hung monk, Terra is the product of bestiality, gau loves the beast ass, As does shadow - what, with is puppy love?- locke is clearly a kind hearted pimp who hates loosing "consultants", Cyan is the most sexually frustrated SOB I have ever seen, Umaro and Mog have something going on - clearly Umaro wears a black pleather choker that reads "daddy", Setzer is an obvious necrophiliac, Stargo is a 90 year old pedophile, and relm... yeah, paintbrush. I think she is a delusional little girl. Lets not for get GOEGOE... it goes - only if you do first... I guess


, I think Kefka is the most sane person in this game.