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    Quote Originally Posted by Desert Merchant View Post
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    Edgar running around with a mask and chainsaw isn't any more cruel then running around slaying wildlife with swords and morning stars.
    good point
    No starts out slaying the dragons. Killing the bunnies and other pests (that attack you) is hardly a moral crime. Putting Relm at point, however, is inexcusable.

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    That Chainsaw is actually very safe.

    Everything in Zozo's made safe!

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    Ah, Edgar, if only you were real. You could come visit me anytime. I'd braid your beautiful golden hair.

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    I don't think we have discussed Sabin enough, one old man living in a house well out of hearing range with two bodybuilders, they sleep in the same room? C'mon.

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    One of those bodybuilders is his son.


    ...

    That just makes it even worse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
    That Chainsaw is actually very safe.

    Everything in Zozo's made safe!
    SEX!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
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    That Chainsaw is actually very safe.

    Everything in Zozo's made safe!
    SEX!?
    Yeah! Why do you think none of those goats you've gone after have yet to make goat/Bip babys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
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    That Chainsaw is actually very safe.

    Everything in Zozo's made safe!
    SEX!?
    Yeah! Why do you think none of those goats you've gone after have yet to make goat/Bip babys!
    Avarice-ness, who said I do the giving?
    and who is yo daddy!? Wee lass of woolly girth.

    wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
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    That Chainsaw is actually very safe.

    Everything in Zozo's made safe!
    SEX!?
    Yeah! Why do you think none of those goats you've gone after have yet to make goat/Bip babys!
    Avarice-ness, who said I do the giving?
    and who is yo daddy!? Wee lass of woolly girth.

    wtf?
    Yeah, seriously dude -wtf-. xD

    I think Edgar should come with me to Jidoor... to... cut down some... trees. Yeah.. Trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
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    That Chainsaw is actually very safe.

    Everything in Zozo's made safe!
    SEX!?
    Yeah! Why do you think none of those goats you've gone after have yet to make goat/Bip babys!
    Avarice-ness, who said I do the giving?
    and who is yo daddy!? Wee lass of woolly girth.

    wtf?
    Yeah, seriously dude -wtf-. xD

    I think Edgar should come with me to Jidoor... to... cut down some... trees. Yeah.. Trees.
    EDGAR & WOOD!?!? I am soooo there!

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    Hawt.

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    When does Edgar try to hook up with Relm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sockmonkey View Post
    When does Edgar try to hook up with Relm?
    I could just see the pick up line, " Hey baby, wanna see my 'bio Blaster'!? "

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
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    When does Edgar try to hook up with Relm?
    I could just see the pick up line, " Hey baby, wanna see my 'bio Blaster'!? "
    xD

    He used the "Hey baby, I have a chainsaw too, 'cept it doesn't cut down tree's, it cuts down sexy women like you"

    Then I stabbed him in the face.



    And no Edgar says something about him being all "=OOOO" because she was 9 years old and he thought she was older.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
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    When does Edgar try to hook up with Relm?
    I could just see the pick up line, " Hey baby, wanna see my 'bio Blaster'!? "
    xD

    He used the "Hey baby, I have a chainsaw too, 'cept it doesn't cut down tree's, it cuts down sexy women like you"

    Then I stabbed him in the face.


    Innocent mista
    And no Edgar says something about him being all "=OOOO" because she was 9 years old and he thought she was older.
    what!? She flourished young. It was an honest mistake. I mean, look at her profile pic in the booklet, I always wondered why square endowed her so. I mean, nine year old girls don't have boobs like that? Do they !? I mean, when I was 9, i didn't notice... or was I playing to much final fantasy. My wrists coulda used a break.

    Poor Edgar, he was set up.

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