Edgar Chainsaw Massacre?

[Avarice-ness]

Pfft, he doesn't need to save the world. He can just stay in my room and cut down my trees. Yeah.. Trees.

I mean, nine year old girls don't have boobs like that? Do they !? I mean, when I was 9, i didn't notice.

Well do you have those boobs now? 'cause if you don't that may be because you're actually a male but no one ever told you!