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  1. 05-26-2007, 11:09 PM #1
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    Edgar Chainsaw Massacre?

    So I recently started playing FFVI again and ever since the first time I played my favorite character was always Edgar, I donno why I just liked his character his design and the fact that he could use tools rocked.

    But during this playthrough I noticed something kind of disturbing about Edgar...

    He is kind of a sick SOB, think about it now...

    Ok so first of all he uses "Tools" on his enemies... now I know everybody loves tools, everybody say "hooray tools saved me during the first parts of the game!!" anyway its the simple thought that this guy is running around torturing people with things like power drills and chainsaws is in its own right a little disturbing.... Reminds me of creepy movies like Hostel.

    and second of all the guy hits on everybody... even six year olds... this is also a little creepy. I can just imagine Edgar in real life with a myspace profile luring young girls to meet him at South Figaro Inn on a dark night...

    anyway I just wanted to bring this to everyones attention so next time your sitting around playing FFVI remember this

    BEWARE EDGAR HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (evil laugh)


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  2. 05-26-2007, 11:19 PM #2
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    AHH!!! Okay I'll talk. Edgar tricked me into meeting him down a dark alley and then used his "power tools" on me.
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    there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?
    The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that.

    Meh, I still like Edgar.
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  5. 05-27-2007, 01:17 AM #5
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    I thought Relm was 6


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    Relm is 10, not 6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry View Post
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    there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?
    The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that.

    Meh, I still like Edgar.
    He was just humoring the kid obviously.:rolleyes2
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    Quote Originally Posted by sockmonkey View Post
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    there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?
    The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that.

    Meh, I still like Edgar.
    He was just humoring the kid obviously.:rolleyes2
    Yes...we..kind of already...um...knew that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
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    there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?
    The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that.

    Meh, I still like Edgar.
    He was just humoring the kid obviously.:rolleyes2
    Yes...we..kind of already...um...knew that.
    On the contrary the little girl said that the "Highness" said he would marry her meaning it wasnt a king, (which would be majesty i assume) but infact a prince...*cough*Sabin*cough*

    Ive always wanted to state that somewhere.

    And we all know any ten year old girls who can slay dragons with paintbrushes are truly evil
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!
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    The little girl probably wasn't BORN when Sabin left.

    He left 10 years prior to the start of the game.
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    Every character is smurfed up. Edgar is a hostel freak, sabin is a well hung monk, Terra is the product of bestiality, gau loves the beast ass, As does shadow - what, with is puppy love?- locke is clearly a kind hearted pimp who hates loosing "consultants", Cyan is the most sexually frustrated SOB I have ever seen, Umaro and Mog have something going on - clearly Umaro wears a black pleather choker that reads "daddy", Setzer is an obvious necrophiliac, Stargo is a 90 year old pedophile, and relm... yeah, paintbrush. I think she is a delusional little girl. Lets not for get GOEGOE... it goes - only if you do first... I guess


    , I think Kefka is the most sane person in this game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Every character is smurfed up. Edgar is a hostel freak, sabin is a well hung monk, Terra is the product of bestiality, gau loves the beast ass, As does shadow - what, with is puppy love?- locke is clearly a kind hearted pimp who hates loosing "consultants", Cyan is the most sexually frustrated SOB I have ever seen, Umaro and Mog have something going on - clearly Umaro wears a black pleather choker that reads "daddy", Setzer is an obvious necrophiliac, Stargo is a 90 year old pedophile, and relm... yeah, paintbrush. I think she is a delusional little girl. Lets not for get GOEGOE... it goes - only if you do first... I guess


    , I think Kefka is the most sane person in this game.
    Haha.
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    Edgar running around with a mask and chainsaw isn't any more cruel then running around slaying wildlife with swords and morning stars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore View Post
    Edgar running around with a mask and chainsaw isn't any more cruel then running around slaying wildlife with swords and morning stars.
    I agree.

    But waiiiit! The bunny rabbits aren't wiiiildliiiife! They're moooooonsters!
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  15. 05-28-2007, 07:05 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore View Post
    Edgar running around with a mask and chainsaw isn't any more cruel then running around slaying wildlife with swords and morning stars.
    good point


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