1) I percieve myself as purple; majestic, rich and unique. (Um...)
2)Others percieve me as a chinchilla; fuzzy, cute and calm. (I don't know anyone who percieves me as fuzzy!)
3)A lake, beautiful, vast and picturesque. (Riiiiiiight.)
4)Rage. I get them to recompensate. (Sounds about right.)
5) Think I've gone mad, check the room carefully and then talk to myself. (Sounds about right as well)
Apparently, I love one of my best friends, and my soulmate is another of them. (...)