Wolf Kanno's Psychology Test...

[Wolf Kanno]

...well it's not mine actually. In fact I really don't know who came up with this test, but I find it amusing none the less...

I was given this teas when I was in high school by my choir teacher (don't ask:rolleyes2 ) and I find it quite amusing. It's actually two tests but I have streamlined it since the second test pretty much asked similiar questions to the first.

I'm going to let you take the test and then in a few days I'll give the answers. I'm doing this cause knowing the meaning behind the questions will give a bias answer since you'll subconsciously keep it in mind while you answer. I would also like to remind you to keep your answers serious.

The test is divided into three parts...

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.

Example: Blue, cause it's calming, reflective, and happy

Example of what NOT TO DO: Blue, cause it's the color of the sky and my favorite kinky toy and my eye color... :rolleyes2

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...)

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )


5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?


Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow
7) Orange
8) Green
9) Red
10) White

Have fun and I'll tell you what it all means in a few days.

[nik0tine]

Edit: Hey can you post the answers now and put them in spoiler tags so we don't have to wait?

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.

Blue, because of it's ability to express isolation, sadness, and absolute jubilance.

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.

Human beings because of high intelligence, high emotions, and art.

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...) The stream, because of subtlety, simplicity, and gentleness. At least, in comparison to an ocean.

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 ) It's difficult to contemplate a scenario this absurd. I would probably feel a great sense of loss, because I feel very strongly that ancient and/or historical artifacts should be cherished and treated with the utmost respect.


5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? I feel fearful and disoriented, both to an extreme degree. I am probably thinking many disjointed, frantic thoughts. I scream.


Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow Dad
7) Orange friend named michael
8) Green friend named michael
9) Red Mom
10) White sister

[NeoCracker]

1) Silver – Its Shiny, Its Unique (Compared to most colors at least), and expensive.
2) Ferret – Its smooth, wiggly, cute.
3) Hot Springs – Relaxing, warm, calming
4) I feel pissed. I’m thinking how much I want to hurt the guy. And I either act on those thoughts or cry.
5) I have a very WTF feeling. I’m thinking I need to get out of their. And I probably sit their swearing to myself.
6) Dad
7) Jessica
8) Jeremy
9) Aaron
10) Angel

[loben]

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.
(SPOILER)green, it commonly represents good, is often the "4th" primary color, and is one of the 3 colors used in light (rbg)
2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.
(SPOILER)Wolf, its a good friend, it is agile, and it is neet to look at

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why.
(SPOILER) a bath, its cleansing, its calm, and its relaxing.

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )
(SPOILER)hey ya bastard, what the heck was that for? (i'd be angery, but I'd give them leaway to give me an explination)

5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?
(SPOILER)I say nothing, as I am alone. I think at least long enough to make sure my last memory was not of death, then I start walking and prepare for some kind of adventure.


Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow (SPOILER)sarah
7) Orange (SPOILER)zack
8) Green(SPOILER)chase
9) Red(SPOILER)donald
10) White(SPOILER)miri

[James Leopold]

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.

Blue because it represents serenity, peace (i know white is peace, but i think blue is peacful as well) and hope for the future

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.

Dog, a loyal companion, lovable and happy

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...)

Waterfalls, makes you think, adventurous and exciting

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )

Well, it depends on the mood that I'm in, if I'm in a bad mood I would punch that person ASAP. If I'm in a good mood I'd give the person to explain why he/she did that, if that person laughs I would punch that person. If he/she gives a good reason, like "I saw a poisonous snake in there!" and I can find that snake, then I'd thank that person.

5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?

I would feel physically sick, as my worst nightmares have come true. I would be thinking that I have been trapped enough in life and I would slam the walls in anger, desperate to be free. I would probably say something along the lines of "NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (being deadly serious now)

Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow - my friend Nick
7) Orange - my friend Katie
8) Green - my friend Lloyd
9) Red - my friend Rhodri
10) White - my brother Thomas

[Renmiri]

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.

Example:
PINK Because it is vibrant and full of passion

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.
Tiger: Wild, untamed, beautiful and free

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...)
ocean: Endless, full of life, ever changing

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )
What am I thinking : WTF ?!?!?
What I feel: frustrated and attacked gratuitously
What I say: Hey! Why the hell did you do that for ?!?


5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?
What am I thinking : Am I dead ?
What I feel: Curious
What I say: Hello? Anyone out there ?


Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow - Amanda
7) Orange - Eric
8) Green - Hubby
9) Red - Richard
10) White - Mom

[Shattered Dreamer]

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.
Red: I find it calming ,astectically pleasing & intense

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.
Wolfs: They look gentle yet scary, the solitude they enjoy & they are powerful animals
3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why?

Lakes: They are peaceful most of the time, they add to scenery & its relaxing to sit by a lake

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )I'd think holy sh*t that would of set me up for life you son of a biscuit but hey s*t happens. I'd probably swear at the person & ask them why they did it

5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? I'd feel trappped, I'd be thinking did I die & what could you say to that


Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow - C.C
7) Orange - Sean
8) Green - Quinn
9) Red - Niamh
10) White - Sarah

[PyroManiak]

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.

Black: It's paridoxical, misunderstood, and bold.

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.

Cats: Their solitary, adventerous, and energetic.

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why.

Maelstrom- Destructive, Wavy, and Fast

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )

I feel angry, I'm thinking about killing the guy, I say WTF!!!, and then hopefully kill him. >:


5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?

I'd feel lost, I'd think about how to escape and at the same time I'd be sort of cyncical wondering why I even want to escape, and I'd probably say nothing and talk in my head instead.


Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow: Edward
7) Orange: Ana
8) Green: Fatboy Luis
9) Red: Kurt
10) White: Valentine

[Wolf Kanno]

Edit: Hey can you post the answers now and put them in spoiler tags so we don't have to wait?

Since I'm unable to take the test (I know what everything means...) my only form of enjoyment is hearing other people's answers before they know what it means.

Though in fairness, I do remember most of my answers so I'll post them when I give the answers. I'm thinking two more days before I post the meanings and I will place spoiler tags so other people can enjoy the test.

I'm still surprised that no one has answered question 4 like I did. Though, it was my answer to question 4 that made my teacher nervous about me. I've only met one other person who ever came close to my answer and I've given this test to just about everyone I meet.

[Ouch!]

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.
Blue. It's calm, innocuous, and simple. Everything I’m not.

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.
Wolf. Loyal, organized, dangerous.

I shall recite the wolf credo:

Respect the elders
Teach the young
Cooperate with the pack

Play when you can
Hunt when you must
Rest in between

Share your affections
Voice your feelings
Leave your mark

The poster is also accompanied by a picture of a wolf “marking” a tree.

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...)
Torrential downpour. Violent, powerful, destructive.

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13:D )
“You break it, you buy it.”

5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?
Feeling: SOL
Thinking: “Damn, this sucks.”
Saying: “Damn, this sucks.”

Part 3 Colors

6) Yellow – Sarah
7) Orange – Lauren
8) Green – Griffin
9) Red – Chris
10) White – Blaine

[demondude]

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why.

Blue cause it's calming cold and reflective


2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why.

panda furry cute dangerous

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...)

waterfall rapid dangerous large

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )

i'd probably punch them call them a ****** and beat them up and try to repair the vase


5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?

i ram into a wall and if that wouldn't work i'd fall asleep


Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow ollie my friend
7) Orange kieron my enemy
8) Green geography teacher which i hate
9) Red p.e teacher who is alright
10) White r.e teacher who i hate

Have fun and I'll tell you what it all means in a few days.
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[Breine]

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why
Red - powerful, cool and kinda mysterious.

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why Dog - loyal, cute and loving.

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...)
Ocean - big, beautiful and grand.

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 )
I feel sad that he broke it, and think he's a total dumbass.. and I tell him that he is.

5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say?
I'm confused and I'm probably panicking and yelling something like "Help me!" and stuff like that.

Part 3 Colors

Here's a few ground rules for this test. I'm going to list some colors and you must write down the first person you think of. You cannot list yourself, nor can you list someone more than twice. You must also know this person on a personal basis, so no celebrities or fictional characters.

6) Yellow - Anette
7) Orange - Morten
8) Green - Joachim
9) Red - Iben
10) White - Christina

[Wolf Kanno]

The answers

Part 1 Questionaire

1) Name your favorite color and three descriptive traits as to why. (SPOILER)This is how you percieve yourself.

2) Name your favorite animal and three descriptive traits as to why. (SPOILER)This is how others percieve you.

3) Name your favorite body of water and three descriptive traits as to why. (Note: body of water as in: the ocean, waterfalls, ice, hot springs ect. ect...) (SPOILER)This is how you percieve sex.

Part 2 Scenario

4) You are walking along a beach when you notice something in the sand. You quickly unbury it an discover what appears to be an ancient vase. The vase could easily be worth millions and set you for life. Suddenly, someone comes up to you and snatches the vase from your hand and smashes it in front of you... How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (Please keep it PG-13 ) (SPOILER)This is how you deal with break ups.


5) You suddenly wake up in a completely white room all alone. It has no door, no windows, no means of entering or leaving. You have nothing with you at hand and you have no idea how you got there. How do you feel? What are you thinking? and What do you say? (SPOILER)This is how you deal with the thought of death.

Part 3 Colors

6) Yellow (SPOILER)This is your best friend
7) Orange (SPOILER)This is the person who will never forget you
8) Green (SPOILER)This is the person you will never forget
9) Red (SPOILER)This is a person you love
10) White (SPOILER)This is your soul mate

My answers

1) Cat: Self reliant, loner, mysterious
2) Black: Dark, powerful, and melancholy
3) Ocean: Deep, never ending and meaningful
4) I don't care, I think "whatever", and I say "easy come easy go"
5) Wonder where I am, I'm feeling calm, I say "I guess the aliens got a hold of me..."

I'm not going to bother with the colors since it's irrelevant considering the circumstances of where this test is being presented.

I hope this has been insightful and would love to hear your thoughts.

[James Leopold]

Oh dear, my brothers my soul mate and I love my friend Rhodri, even though I'm a heterosexual.
I'm not sure that part is entirely right, at least i hope its not.

[NeoCracker]

1) I see myself as Shiny, Unique, and Expesive.
2) Others see me as smooth, wiggly, and cute.
3) I precieve Sex as Relaxing, Warm, and Calming.
4) In a break up I’ll either beat the Crap out of the chick or cry. Wow, What an amazing person I am.
5) I deal with Death by secluding myself from others.
6) My Father is my Best Friend.
7) My Sister Jessica will never forget me.
8) I will never forget my Brother Jeremy.
9) I love my brother Aaron.
10) My sister Angel is my soul mate.

Yeah, until the Colors, it was going great.