This is what I said before reading the spoilers:

1) Yellow: It's exciting, complimentary and exudes a sense of induviduality.

God, I hope I really am this way.

2) Cats - They are excessive, self-sufficient and beautiful.

I REALLY hope people see me this way.

For number 4, if this is how I deal with break ups, I would never date myself.

MY ANSWER:

I would be so angry, I'd kick the guy in the stomach and knock him down until he begs my forgiveness, which I would not give to him until he explained his crude actions. If there was something terrible associated with the being of the vase, then I would be fairly forgiving and help his cause. If not, I'd elbow his brain until he fell unconscious and throw him into the sea.