I told my mother Bonnie would be staying over for one night

[Peegee]

What conclusions can you make out of this?

It's Bonnie. She rocks. There's nothing you need to worry about.

Well yeah (Bonnie's a weirdo though), but I'm talking my momma.

yo momma's so fat she knitted you a sweater in the summer because she thought a quarterback jumped out of a plane and sat around the house