More than 50% of the Ciddies last time were won by first-time winners. But hey, let's ignore that! You see, ladies and gentlemen, the reason you didn't win a Ciddie is not because of your own low standard of posting, oh no - it could not possibly be your own fault. It is because of a grand elitist conspiracy to vote for popular members, because if people vote for them in an anonymous competition, perhaps they will allow those folk into their inner circle of internet popularity. Perhaps.
Christmas would be a fine example of last year's Ciddies. She won practically everything she was nominated for, which was a lot, and she was a newbie I think.