Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a user name
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is Del Murder and Sneena
And Kishi and Leeza
Hsu and rubah
Levian and Psy

Then I feel harder
And realize I'm wrong
Because my only real friend
Is Yams in a thong
Some say the thong isn't needed
I used it to rhyme with wrong
But you're all stupid
It's perfect for the song

I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Yams is a tank of hot stuff
And BoB is ghey

It's hard to believe
That Yams isn't godly
It's hard to believe
That clout's not yet dead
From abusing the boozing
His life he is losing
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Roogle is a moogle
If R's were now M's
Under the bridge downtown
Is where Cid drank my blood
Under the bridge downtown
Samuraid is a stud
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about sneena
Under the bridge downtown
The grass is always greena'.