Final fantasy 8 riddles

[Karifean]

Thought it was too easy^^
Well, now it's your turn once again.

[Rantz]

I'll just quote myself then. xD

I'll leave it open for grabs for now, and anyone who wants to can have a go at making a riddle. If nobody takes it I'll try and think something up.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

I was gonna guess Girl Next Door after Timber Maniacs. I'll start one up.

Just try to catch me, I bet you can't.
Even if you do, you will not beat me.
Too many pricks, too many cuts,
though each one doesn't do much.

Who am I?

[Rantz]

Cactuars? Referring to their high evasion and escape rate, and line three and four being about 1000 Needles.

[BG-57]

Along those lines, Jumbo Cactaur?

[FFIX Choco Boy]

BG got it, Jumbo fits better cause you have to catch him on world map to verse him. Too easy.

[BG-57]

Thanks.

Not once but twice
Way to psyche us out!
A performance worthy
Of jaundiced craft

[Rantz]

"Jaundiced craft" makes me think of Selphie and her work with the Garden Festival. Is it the concert for Squall?

[Karifean]

Ultima and Omega Weapon?

[BG-57]

"Jaundiced craft" makes me think of Selphie and her work with the Garden Festival. Is it the concert for Squall?

Nope.

Ultima and Omega Weapon?

Not Ultima or Omega.

[Karifean]

Those green-yellowish monsters Edea (actually Ultimecia) summons at the end of CD1 (which hold Carbuncle, forgot their names)? The performance could refer to the whole show interrupted by Squall & Co.'s attacks.

[BG-57]

Not the Iguions.

[Hardcoresquall]

Is it the galbadian soldiers? I'm not sure, if the names are the same in the english version...
Biggs and Wedge?

[BG-57]

It's not Biggs and Wedge.

[Eaglegun]

The "Familiar face" twins at Fisherman's Horizon?