Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
that bad kid in ballamb
That's a pretty generic answer but I think you know who I'm talking about. It was Big Bad Rascal.

He idolises Zell, who is the friend referred to in the first line.
Fighting with his feet is a reference to his SUUUUUPPPPERRRRR MIRACLEEEEE KICK that he uses on Galbadian soldiers during the occupation of Balamb.
He also claims to be faster than a speeding bullet.
Aaaaand lastly his mother threatens him with spankings for being naughty!

You're up, Mr Cactuar.