Use the broom to nock down the key into the wallet
The broom appears to have dissapeared. Shuffle backwards in the chair until you are directly under the key, then hop and snap at it until you grab it.
ONCE YOU HAVE IT, DON'T LET GO. THE STRING WILL BREAK!
What if its string.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
Your legs aren't chained! Stand up and walk over to the key!
Oh, I see what's going on here! Take a look at that money. That chocobo face on it... That's BoB money! So you're tied to a chair naked with his money in your wallet. Oh, I wonder what you could have been up to.... He payed you for kinky business, an then left you tied in that chair! Fonzy you filthy beggar! An that money doesn't look too legit to me. I think you're clothes aren't the only thing that got ripped off! So this is how you escape, Shout: "BoB come back! I'll make pie charts with you if you untie me." :-*
Don't bother opening the door, grab the sword and bash your way out.
A sword will also be useful in your further adventures
Also I'm confuddled: objects keep randomly dissapearing and appearing.
What have the Stick-Man done to your mouth?
It's covered with poo!
His beard appeared an then disappeared. Maybe he's like shaving fun Ken! EDIT Apparently that stuff is poo. Maybe that was shaving fun Ken's trick too?
FIRE YOUR LAZOR
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Use the stickman as a human shield.
Fap discreetly.
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