The Ceej, the point where you fail is this one:

You deny the official release of Final Fantasy III. That you can't play it is your decision, but therefor it does not mean that it is not released for you in America. It is offficially released in America and no matter how people feel about handhelds, it is released, it exists and that's that. Denying it is just stupid. If it was not released, no coppies of the game would be found in stores.

A release on handheld is a release, plain and simple. And to think "It's not there because it's not on a TV-console" is being plain ignorant. Sorry, but that's the only way I can see it. If tiny screens bother you so much, dive into emulators.