"I SUCK!" *bang*
"I SUCK!" *bang*
FAP.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
listen i am feeling like a child with flipflops i want to run fast but i have these god darn flipflops please hook me up to cable so that i can run fast and so that you don't become deceased from old age before you can load one single web page. oh it is a young woman's voice about 24 yrs old and she sounds very attractive and has a brittish accent
Harroldo
A young man that tells the story with his pen, and yet, with no words.
It would tell me to get a life
"STOP LOOKING UP BILL GATES UP ON WIKIPEDIA!! THE SPOONY BARD!"
"Why? I like him"
"HE MADE ME SLOW FOOL! IT TAKES 5 FRICKEN MINUTES TO LOAD!"
"So? Your a old p.c anyway, the new one should be here any minute.."
"ARGH!!!"
*Old P.C grows legs and arms, walks to the new one, gets a baseball bat and whacks it again and again*
"HAPPY NOW! HAHA! NOW YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE NOW!"
"I knew this would happen, so I got two!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
*Old P.C explodes*
"When I was created they said, people like you would use me to make the world a better place, but you never do anything productive on me..."
Originally Posted by Mirage
"You have mail"
...
My internet would freak out when it realises the pages I am browsing lol.
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