If your internet could talk, what would it say?

**Freya** · 06-02-2007, 11:02 PM

"My god do you have no life? All you do is talk to people on a message board, talk to people on myspace, and talk to people on WoW (then kill them). Good god woman get a freaking life!"

**Giga Guess** · 06-02-2007, 11:02 PM

"JESUS, man! They're called pants! Ever heard of 'em?!"

**Drift** · 06-02-2007, 11:03 PM

and this is why you failed...

**Tavrobel** · 06-02-2007, 11:11 PM

"Stop hitting on that poor girl. She doesn't like you. She's absolutely repulsed by you.

Wait, what is that? Is... is that a knife? What are you doing? No, not that way, you idiot! I'll show you how to do it correctly. Only you could smurf up this badly. Must I do everything myself, you emo freak?"

**Freya** · 06-02-2007, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

"Stop hitting on that poor girl. She doesn't like you. She's absolutely repulsed by you.

Wait, what is that? Is... is that a knife? What are you doing? No, not that way, you idiot! I'll show you how to do it correctly. Only you could smurf up this badly. Must I do everything myself, you emo freak?"

O.O....... tavy..... do you need some mental help?

**kikimm** · 06-03-2007, 02:07 AM

I hope mine would be just like me. That would be cool. It would be like a parrot! Although all it would really say would be

Ugh
Oh my god
Shut up

Since that's all I really say around my computer. Entertaining enough for me.

**Nominus Experse** · 06-03-2007, 02:11 AM

It's either me or the girl.

**~*~Celes~*~** · 06-03-2007, 02:17 AM

"Now look here. You're a fool human, I'm a really smart network that can get access to anything and everything. Therefore, I am superior to you."

So then, I'd say:

"Really now? What does THIS button do?" *turns off the internet connection* "So much for superior to me...if I can turn you off with the flip of a switch xD"

Oh, and please excuse my bad pun...

**tidus_rox** · 06-03-2007, 02:47 AM

MMM.... You seem like a prep to me. I dont like preps *sends pop-up* look up porn! Now! Have some fun!

... Or do another english assignment. WHOA!! EOFF!?! Don't have TOO much fun...

tehe.. thats me!

**Lawr** · 06-03-2007, 03:00 AM

403 Forbidden

**Discord** · 06-03-2007, 03:04 AM

Probably sing "The Internet's for Porn" song.

**Giga Guess** · 06-03-2007, 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

It's either me or the girl.

LOL! "Look up porn or the girl gets it. Don't smurf with me, man! I'm a CPU on the edge!"

**CimminyCricket** · 06-03-2007, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

It's either me or the girl.

This isn't a "If your Diablo 2 game could talk to you, what would it say thread" Nom. ;c)

**Spammerman** · 06-03-2007, 04:49 AM

You keep me on all night long.

**Sweet Beloved** · 06-03-2007, 04:53 AM

"This page cannot be displayed"
"Please check your internet connection"
=]

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