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    The coolest way? Lock them in a walk in freezer.

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    sneak up on them and stab them with a knife in the back and slash there throat open so you can watch them bleed :evilking:what next give me a sec ..........oh tie them to a brick and throw them in a river after there dead
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    Hmmm, my choice would be glass them, then hit their head off of something till they're dead. Pub violence FTW!!!!

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    The flying Gullitine.

    SAID to be used by ninjas and assains (Spelled wrong >_<). They chuck it at some ones head, pull a chain, and blades converge inward to the neck.

    But we dont know if its true or not. But it is possible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Balthier Rocks View Post
    The flying Gullitine.

    SAID to be used by ninjas and assains (Spelled wrong >_<). They chuck it at some ones head, pull a chain, and blades converge inward to the neck.

    But we dont know if its true or not. But it is possible.
    there was a movie on that.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    I know, It as no.1 in Best kung fu weapons on NAT Geographic.


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    i like this thread, kill someone james bond style

    I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse

    my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."

    "seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyromaniac View Post
    What do you think is the kewlest way to kill some1?
    By spelling properly.


    "I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"

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    Have a chainsaw that can spray a strong acid of some sort, spray them with that acid until they're soaked with it, then do an upper vertical slash to them.

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    ive always wanted to see someone put a C4 fire out by stomping it and watching them a-splode. Either that or use a 50. Cal Browing Sniper Rifle.......


    (FTW C4 will burn like wood and will not explode untill put with a blasting cap or if it becomes enclosed)

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    Pour honey all over their bodies and watch as they are forced to eat themselves ALIVE!

    Long live honey

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    Almost all of these deaths are possible to execute in Postal 2...

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    I can now kill a man 38 different ways with a straw.


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    It would be pretty silly to kill a person by dropping an anvil on them.

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    Anvils never kill people, don't you ever watch cartoons?
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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