What's the kewlest way to kill someone

[Grazia]

Might not be classed as "cool" but I think a rather evil way would be to force them to play FFX-2 over & over & over & over... you get the idea...

[Mirage]

No, I don't.

[Avarice-ness]

I'd throw someone into the path of an Ice Cream truck.

[Tigmafuzz]

I can now kill a man 38 different ways with a straw.

sweet

[Maddness66]

Soak rawhide for a couple hours. Completly bind someone within the soaked rawhide and leave them out in the sun. As the rawhide drys it hardens and tightens so much is breaks and crushes their bones. They're likely to die out of a combination of pain, heat, the smell rawhide. If the survive, just do it all over.

[Dynast-Kid]

Trap them in your septic tank.

[PyroManiak]

Some of you guys are leaving a possibility for escape...What happens when you try to be all "OMFG SHARKS WITH LAZERBEAMS ON THEIR HEAD" and stuff....

Dr:Evil was a failure.

[stalpho slayer]

Almost all of these deaths are possible to execute in Postal 2...

mine could happen

[Tigmafuzz]

shoot em in each foot and then soak their feet in citric acid (it will burn like hell) then when their feet are numb from pain or they pass out put them in a freezer with some hot chocolate that is already frozen and leave them there for 2 hours so their nice and frosty then just go ahead and poke em in the eyes and stab them in the gullet (the hell is a gullet...) and drown them in moose piss. dispose of the body in an underground cavern dug by by elven dwarves (which don't exist) and then tell the cops where it is and blow the entire cavern up with 234.63 tons of c4 and possibly wiping out half the country because there was also a hydrogen bomb in there (engineered by a craftsmoogle who was distracted by eating a potato making the h-bomb 6 times as powerful) and flee to the bahamas where you can in some places get a mai tai or pina colada for only 3 bucks
i have a nice run-on sentence there, huh...
imaginations can work wonders...

[Værn]

My half-dragon character's signature killing move in D&D was:
-Grab the enemy by the neck and hold them against the wall
-Stab through their wrists with daggers to pin them to the wall with their feet dangling a few feet from the ground
-Smash their head into the wall with a morningstar

A simply horrible way to kill somebody would be to tie them down to a chair, straighten out a clothes hanger, shove it up their nose, and use it to slowly cut away at their brain. I think you might be able to pull this off with a particularly long and sturdy straw, Cim.
(This is a disturbing thread)

[belkor_teh_magnificent]

Personally, my favourite way to kill a woman would be to rip out her fallopian tubes, and choke her with them.
For a guy, i reckon that tying them upside down on a wall, then waiting for the blood to gather in their head, and make lots of little cuts til they bleed to death.

Or stick a knife in their throat. Either or.

[Spammerman]

give them something deadly as a present, and watch them die or be suprised.

[ReloadPsi]

Toss a fake/disarmed grenade into someone's car, then when they're all like "WTF U TOSS GRENADE IN MY CAR" you pull out a water pistol filled with cyanide and squirt it down their throat.

[Momiji]

Personally, my favourite way to kill a woman would be to rip out her fallopian tubes, and choke her with them.

That's just...sick. Not to mention if you wanna get technical, they'd probably rip before you could choke someone with them.

[strike]Cupric Sulfate[/strike] Strychnine poisoning.

Fixed.

[Lynx]

id sick bees on them because who gets killed by bees?