I've decided general needed a new thread

[Ouch!]

I once rode my bike backwards down a hill. Unfortunately the hill was flat so I rolled forward and bumped my head on a cloud. When I came to, I was four, and golfing if a raging fire in a dry rain forrest where koala bears were actually diet koala bears, and the chocolate sprinkles were 2 kilotons tall. Unfortunately I drank all the beer and bore a whole in a bear with my bare face. The intestines were a bit gruesome, but the taste of the chocolate innards were a bit sweet - and made the endeavor totally worth it. Next time I think I will wear a helmet.

In short, yes.

GOE RLY?

Originality really isn't your thing, is it?