What would your powers be?
When I do a perfectly choreographed dance, everybody around me is forced to do it too.

What would your name be?
Uber Faggot.

What is your weakness?
Republicans.

Who is your arch-nemesis?
The Pope.

What are his powers?
Able to opiate the masses and wear a large hat.

What is his deal? Why is that dude always trying to kill you? I mean, chill out, right?
I killed one of his doves on accident while doing the moonwalk.