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    What would your powers be?
    Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Something about a train, I think. Maybe?

    What would your name be?
    Superguy! (Exclamation point in the name for emphasis on how super he is)

    What is your weakness?
    Pretty rocks.

    Who is your arch Enemy?
    Everyone hates me because I am better than them and they know it. I also know it so I brag about it constantly. People kind of like me though because I'm a good scapegoat.

    What are his powers?
    Intelligent and being a big meanie.

    What is his deal why is that dude always trying to kill you?
    He's damn nuts! I don’t know. I've never really cared to find out. I just kind of beat them up, laugh at them, and then hand them over to the cops so they can eventually get free because of stupid corrupt coppedness. Man, maybe I should just kill them or something. I'm kind of retarded.

    This is my own creation and is unlike any superhero to ever exist. All similarities to other superheroes, actual or fictional, are purely coincidental and are done with no ulterior motive. But man, Superman is like the perfect superhero, isn't he?

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    What would your powers be?
    When I do a perfectly choreographed dance, everybody around me is forced to do it too.

    What would your name be?
    Uber Faggot.

    What is your weakness?
    Republicans.

    Who is your arch-nemesis?
    The Pope.

    What are his powers?
    Able to opiate the masses and wear a large hat.

    What is his deal? Why is that dude always trying to kill you? I mean, chill out, right?
    I killed one of his doves on accident while doing the moonwalk.

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    - what would your powers be?

    sexiness

    - what would your name be?

    charlton thaxi thorpington the 3rd esquire

    - what is your weakness ?

    boobs

    - who is your arch Enemy ?

    tits von boobface

    - what are his powers?

    boobys

    - what is his deal why is that dude always trying ta kill you ?

    i am to sexy

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    Grin

    I want superhuman powers.

    My greatest challenge would be a business person (like a CEO) who was thoroughly obsesssed about thwarting me using the legal rules which I too am subject to.

    Vigilante justice = the fail, even though comics tell you otherwise.

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    - what would your powers be?
    Cuteness =]]]]
    *It stuns enemies*

    - what would your name be?
    Zellyhottie? =]]]?????

    - what is your weakness ?
    Blonde males =]]]]]

    - who is your arch Enemy ?
    The Blondinator =]]]
    *He's pretty smexy*

    - what are his powers?
    Smexahnesss =]]]]

    - what is his deal why is that dude always trying ta kill you ?
    He's not....He wants me =]]]]]

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    I want to be either Partical Man from the song Partical Man by They Might Be Giants. His enemy is Triangle Man for reasons that are not known.

    I would also like to be Pac Man and just eat all day long and get chased by ghost. Makes for an easy hero. Dont really have to worry about the save the world stuff.

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    - what would your powers be? Invisibility and the ability to control/read minds

    - what would your name be? Sphinx

    - what is your weakness ? A rare mineral not found on earth

    - who is your arch Enemy ? Jowy

    - what are his powers?
    The ability to take off socks

    - what is his deal why is that dude always trying ta kill you ? cause i didnt take off my socks when i took off my shoes.
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    - what would your powers be?
    she's a superhuman girl
    she is Superwoman
    she is Superman's cousin
    she's got superpower lovin'

    she's got superpower eyes
    and see-through superhuman vision
    she's got superhuman thighs
    sexier than television

    she is superduper smart
    I like her for her mind
    she'll shoot a super fart
    the deadly silent kind

    she's got superhuman lips
    for super suction
    she's got superpower hips
    for super reproduction

    she's a lot like Catwoman
    just without the leather
    she likes ropes and chains
    and an electronic tether

    she's got a superlong tongue
    and spandex underwear
    she's got Superman's smile
    and Wonderwoman's hair

    she's a superhuman girl
    she is superwoman
    she is Superman's cousin
    she's got superpower lovin'

    she is supergirl superwoman super-sexy-woman


    - what would your name be?
    SuperSexyWoman

    - what is your weakness ?
    The Magical Pope

    - who is your arch Enemy ?
    The IRS

    - what are his powers?
    Stealin' people's monies. They always be stealin' my monies! Dayum!

    - what is his deal why is that dude always trying ta kill you ?
    Mr. Sparkle cheated on him with Jesus, so he's projecting his anger on me.

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    I would be [strike]spammerman shiny[/strike] homer simpson.
    July's

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    i change my mind i just want to create lint out of nothing in my hand and my arch enemy would be the worlds cleanest mommy who weilds the golden swiffer staff i know much much better right
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    The Divisor

    Able to divide all things!

    Weaknesses:
    Repeating decimals

    Arch-nemesis:
    0

    There were once two people, and one apple. The Divisor came and made it two.

    THE END
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    - what would your powers be?
    Summoning average sized meteors, being able to fly, being able to walk on water
    - what would your name be?
    Goldenboko
    - what is your weakness ?
    The fact that I'm almost completely extinct
    - who is your arch Enemy ?
    Chocobo Eater
    - what are his powers?
    He eats chocobos and has really strong punches

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    Thumbs up Epicman!

    - what would your powers be? I'd just have every general skill, ability, moveset, power and technique in the history of ever.

    - what would your name be? Epicman.

    - what is your weakness? Bullets in the face.

    - who is your arch Enemy? The D.

    - what are his powers? He's a hardcore boxer.

    - what is his deal why is that dude always trying ta kill you? Because I pwn'd him in AcroWars that time.

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    - what would your powers be? Sea stuff growing on my face and ultimate boxing skills of god.

    - what would your name be? Ippo BOOTSTRAP BILL OR GTFO >:(

    - what is your weakness? Mad offensive capabilities but Crap defence.

    - who is your arch Enemy? Cooke.

    - what are his powers? Every general skill, ability, moveset, power and technique in the history of ever.

    - what is his deal why is that dude always trying ta kill you? Because I pwn'd him in AcroWars the other 8 times.

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