What would your powers be?
Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Something about a train, I think. Maybe?
What would your name be?
Superguy! (Exclamation point in the name for emphasis on how super he is)
What is your weakness?
Pretty rocks.
Who is your arch Enemy?
Everyone hates me because I am better than them and they know it. I also know it so I brag about it constantly. People kind of like me though because I'm a good scapegoat.
What are his powers?
Intelligent and being a big meanie.
What is his deal why is that dude always trying to kill you?
He's damn nuts! I don’t know. I've never really cared to find out. I just kind of beat them up, laugh at them, and then hand them over to the cops so they can eventually get free because of stupid corrupt coppedness. Man, maybe I should just kill them or something. I'm kind of retarded.
This is my own creation and is unlike any superhero to ever exist. All similarities to other superheroes, actual or fictional, are purely coincidental and are done with no ulterior motive. But man, Superman is like the perfect superhero, isn't he?