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    You guys forgot one. For the sake of the title, what's your boss like? I myself don't have a boss, since I don't work. Discuss.

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    My boss thinks like Leeza, have the sharp cunning eyes of Psychotic, have the foul dirty mouth of Levian, have super human hearing ability like kikimm, able to smell almost anything from a distance like Hsu, with strength that can smash a rock into pieces like rubah, with legs that can run like the wind similar to Del Murder and have a godlike impenetrateable body like Necronopticous.

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    I am my own boss and I don't take from anyone

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    My previous boss was a gormless british guy. The whole time I worked for him he sat at his desk eating wontons and downloading objectionable material onto his handheld computer.

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    My boss is an inept idiot who whines and complains about any given thing and does not understand how to work a printer.

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    What are we discussing? The fact that cookie doesnt have a job or our bosses?
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Well the boss I had...was the most protective one!!!
    He was telling me "If anyone does something bad to you, I'll @#&%* him!"

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    As a student teacher, I don't have a boss. I do, however, have a supervisor, a resident teacher, and three professors. Some of them suck, others do not.

    I interviewed for two positions today in an attempt to get a boss though.

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    My main boss is genuinely nice, but can be a real bitch if you do anything less than perfect. Her store is her baby.

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    The Boss was also known as The Joy.

    I DIDN'T FORGET ONE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    My boss thinks like Leeza, have the sharp cunning eyes of Psychotic, have the foul dirty mouth of Levian, have super human hearing ability like kikimm, able to smell almost anything from a distance like Hsu, with strength that can smash a rock into pieces like rubah, with legs that can run like the wind similar to Del Murder and have a godlike impenetrateable body like Necronopticous.
    SUX 2 B U! lawls. I don't have a boss atm, unemployed. I should be getting a call tomorrow. Soon once I get my truck paid off I will be my own boss on my family farm.

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    I'm getting a new boss on Monday named Kim. He likes the soccer team Chelsea and his favorite TV-Program is Prison Break. Without Facebook I wouldn't know any of this, and I wouldn't have seen many drunken pics of him. God bless Facebook.


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    I have two bosses. One is around more than the other, though. Mike is cool, laid back kind of guy. Paul is okay, but can be annoying in the way he works with people. He doesn't listen very well. With Mike, I work with him. With Paul, I work for him. That's the feeling, anyway, and I don't like the latter style for obvious reasons.
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    I once had a boss who always got drunk. And whenever myself or one of my fellow teenage coworkers were present, we'd be issued a mandatory "sex talk". Which consisted of him taking a cucumber and plastic wrap. Because, "Condoms are a no-no."
    Sometimes, we got the talk on how babies where made. How to choose a woman for the rest of our life. She had to be able to put out.
    He had the strangest ways of fixing things: He didn't. He broke them more. Once, a co-worker broke her key off in the liqour room door's handle. He spend 2 god forsaken hours hitting the handle with a butter knife. Before he finally gave up, went out to his little truck thing, got an axe, and removed the door handle. We had a problem with the vents in the kitchen once, it was a sit down restaurant, so he cleared us all out and had us sit at the bar. For 30 minutes we sat at the bar, listening to him swear. Finally, he gave up screamed for his wife to call a repair man and stormed out the back door.
    When we went back there we found that he had gutted it and drilled a bunch of holes everywhere. I dunno wtf was wrong with the vents to cause them to not work, but I don't think it helped.
    He was my favourite boss.


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