I once had a boss who always got drunk. And whenever myself or one of my fellow teenage coworkers were present, we'd be issued a mandatory "sex talk". Which consisted of him taking a cucumber and plastic wrap. Because, "Condoms are a no-no."
Sometimes, we got the talk on how babies where made. How to choose a woman for the rest of our life. She had to be able to put out.
He had the strangest ways of fixing things: He didn't. He broke them more. Once, a co-worker broke her key off in the liqour room door's handle. He spend 2 god forsaken hours hitting the handle with a butter knife. Before he finally gave up, went out to his little truck thing, got an axe, and removed the door handle. We had a problem with the vents in the kitchen once, it was a sit down restaurant, so he cleared us all out and had us sit at the bar. For 30 minutes we sat at the bar, listening to him swear. Finally, he gave up screamed for his wife to call a repair man and stormed out the back door.
When we went back there we found that he had gutted it and drilled a bunch of holes everywhere. I dunno wtf was wrong with the vents to cause them to not work, but I don't think it helped.
He was my favourite boss.