I do not notice how I myself chew or handle my food. I do, however, know that it takes me a rather long time to consume anything, so I must chew things quite thoroughly. In a closed mouth, as eating with an open mouth gave rise to swift lashing at home.

My jar is misplaced and other, worse things; thus, the actual action taken to chew likely looks rather strange. My jar also makes a very audible popping and clicking sound whenever I eat.

I sound like a metronome set on Largo or Larghetto.