How would you describe the way you chew? Do you chew like a little proper person or do you chew with your mouth open, violently?
:kaohappy: Chomp chomp chomp
The Furious Mastication
How would you describe the way you chew? Do you chew like a little proper person or do you chew with your mouth open, violently?
:kaohappy: Chomp chomp chomp
Like a cow eats grass.
I'm pretty discreet with anything other than gum. Still, I don't open my mouth.
I masticate like it is going out of style. My wrists get a real work out. It gets sloppy, but hey, I am a lonely fat man, what else can I do.
First, I vassilate on a swing. Then I massticate my weenus.
what? whats wrong with swinging side to side then chewing on your elbow? I don't know what your talking about.
July's
mouth closed
30 chews per mouthful
nice and light and not too furious
closed mouth please thanks
Didn't you make a thread about this once before?
Closed mouth; proper manners.
Depends.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
In front of others, closed mouth...alone, the same...
I CHEW LIKE GODZILLA!
YOU MUST HAVE BAD BREATHS!
USA: OMG!!!! GODZILLA!!! WE CAN SEE HIM FROM HERE!!! Lets nuke the bastard before he finishes destroying japan and comes over here!Originally Posted by Christmas
and that, children, was how santa saved easter.
July's
Ravenously and at high velocities. Typically with my mouth closed unless I'm having trouble getting oxygen.
I do not notice how I myself chew or handle my food. I do, however, know that it takes me a rather long time to consume anything, so I must chew things quite thoroughly. In a closed mouth, as eating with an open mouth gave rise to swift lashing at home.
My jar is misplaced and other, worse things; thus, the actual action taken to chew likely looks rather strange. My jar also makes a very audible popping and clicking sound whenever I eat.
I sound like a metronome set on Largo or Larghetto.
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