What the hell? Half of my predictions got deleted.
What the hell? Half of my predictions got deleted.
Time for me to get all of my predictions wrong! Here we go!
1.) Best Member: Psychotic
I think it will be close between Paul and Christmas.
2.) Best Male: Jowy
Jowy seems to have become very popular and active in the last months.
3.) Best Female: Christmas
Watch out for: foa!
4.) Best Administrator: Leeza
Where is Leeza?
5.) Best Cid's Knight: Psychotic
I think Paul, Levian or Miriel will win this.
6.) Best Site Staff: Baloki
7.) Best Recognized Member/Former Staff: RSL
Everybody loves RSL!
8.) Best Veteran: Meat Puppet
Watch out for: Dr Unne
9.) Best Regular: Roto13
Watch out for: Jessweeee♪ as she has been extremely active lately.
10.) Best Newbie: Bunny
Oh come on, this is a given.
11.) Nicest Member: Rye
Watch out for: innocentenshi7.
12.) Evilest Member: Bunny
13.) Sexiest Male: Jowy
I'm still sad about Valiant not being in this one!
14.) Sexiest Female: fire_of_avalon
foa has won it the last 2 times, she can do it again!
15.) Cutest Male: themagicroundabout
16.) Cutest Female: Zeldy
Watch out for: Rye
17.) Best Custom Rank: Del Murder
18.) Best Avatar: Meat Puppet
19.) Best Signature: Christmas
I took a wild stab in the dark. I think Anaisa's is eeeee, seals!
20.) Best Artist: black orb
Watch out for: Rocket Edge
21.) Best Graphic Designer: Owen Macwere
22.) Best Writer: Behold The Void
23.) Best Poet: nik0tine
24.) Best Poster: Bunny
25.) Best Spammer: Yamaneko
26.) Best Chatter: Jowy
27.) Best Usernoter: Meat Puppet
28.) Funniest Member: Psychotic
Paul makes me laugh all the time in PMs. So, I will stand by him although he has some worthy contenders!
29.) Weirdest Member: Evastio
30.) Horniest Member: Rye
31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl: Dreddz
32.) Most Mysterious Member: Christmas
33.) Most Improved Member: Quin 'n' Tonic
34.) Most Underrated Member: Renmiri
35.) Most Innocent Member: innocentenshi7
36.) Most Missed Member: RSL
37.) Most Helpful Gamer: Sephiroth1999AD
38.) Most Helpful Techy: o_O
39.) Most Helpful Member: Renmiri
40.) Cutest Couple: Del Murder & Miriel
Most Likely To...
41.) Be a Cid's Knight: Quina
Watch out for: Jowy
42.) Be Banned: Raistlin
43.) Simply Walk into Mordor: Old Manus
44.) Haunt the forums after they die: theundeadhero
45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time: Bunny
46.) Drown in the Sahara desert: Bert
47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it: Jessweeee
48.) Be Homer: Levian
49.) Be Marge: Leeza
50.) Get Together: Christmas & Old Manus
I think you people should accept that any predictions made shall be grossly incorrect. This is due to the definite lack of intellectual talent among the vast majority of those that nominated. Though I agree that some of the people that have been nominated deserve to have a chance to earn their title, I think 'on the whole', it is a disgrace to the good name of Cid that you infidel should cast such stupid and ill thought predictions.
Wherefore must this forum always fall so short of reasonable expectation.
It so appears, that instead of the ciddies, those of us capable of cohesive thought shall be lamenting the fall of this forum in our internet world of global mourning.
Sephiro this here.
Originally Posted by sephirothishere
Internet=Serious Business
What the hell just happened
I think the internet just became serious business.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
...What???? It's a guess, guessing doesn't take intelligence in the first place. I'M SERIOUS GUYS! TOTTALLY SERIOUS.
Infidel should be plural.
I'm going to be cool and make mine in small font because it looks like a cool thing that the cool people do.
1.) Best Member
Psychotic - I don't really know, so if in doubt, choose Psychotic. It always works.
2.) Best Male
Jowy - He has indeed lurked moar over the last few months.
3.) Best Female
Agrias - Taking into account 70% of the voting populace are young randy men
4. Best Administrator
spdude - I see this guy all over the forums.
5. Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic - Somehow, becoming a moderator has increased the awesome
6. Best Site Staff
DK - Gut feeling :chef:
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Agent Proto - I have fantasies about this guy
8.) Best Veteran
Meat Puppet
9.) Best Regular
The Fonz - He's been making more threads than posts.
10.) Best Newbie
demondude55 - I can't believe I am doing this
11.) Nicest Member
Jess - Gut feeling
12.) Evilest Member
Christmas - Yep
13.) Sexiest Male
Jowy - I don't know so I pointed my pen at the screen with my eyes closed
14.) Sexiest Female
fire_of_avalon - Yep.
15.) Cutest Male
Roto13 - more photos plz
16.) Cutest Female
~*~Celes~*~ - If in doubt, go for the odd username
17.) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder - I do like this one
18.) Best Avatar
Shiny - Just possibly
19.) Best Signature
Jebus - I think that if I really really hope he will win, he will.
20.) Best Artist
Christmas - Only person who posts art where more than four people will actually see it
21.) Best Graphic Designer
Owen Macwere - God knows
22.) Best Writer
Behold The Void - I have no idea...
23.) Best Poet
Poetically Pathetic - ...I never visit that section
24.) Best Poster
Bunny - I have an awesome poster of Bunny.
25.) Best Spammer
demondude55 - Because it would be an atrocity if he doesn't
26.) Best Chatter
Jowy - Won't stop posting chatlogs in the forum >:o
27.) Best Usernoter
Agrias - I have no idea
28.) Funniest Member
Levian - lol omg this thread is so silly! silly!;;;; ! lol, ok I need to calm down. breathe in breathe out ^_____^;; MY AUNT IS FROM GREECE AND SHE'S COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO EAT YOUR KIDNEYS!!!1111
29.) Weirdest Member
Christmas -
30.) Horniest Member
Roto13 - o rly?
31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
Dreddz - You can come and play on my Wii to celebrate the win (read: I don't have a Wii)
32.) Most Mysterious Member
Kawaii Ryűkishi - So mysterious I haven't seen him post for a good time
33.) Most Improved Member
sephirothishere - He's discovered punctuation!
34.) Most Underrated Member
Rase - lol wut
35.) Most Innocent Member
innocentenshi7 - I have no idea
36.) Most Missed Member
Dignified Pauper - Only Marick could marick at this award properly
37.) Most Helpful Gamer
Endless. - I have no idea.
38.) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out - If in doubt, give it to cl_out
39.) Most Helpful Member
Leeza - lurk moar
40.) Cutest Couple
Hsu & rubah - It's the only one that's been mentioned somewhere in almost every thread
Most Likely To...
41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Jowy - chat advantage
42.) Be Banned
Tavrobel - This would be funny.
43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Doomie - lol, Del Mordor
44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Raistlin - Yep.
45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
Bunny - Right, I'm bored of writing a comment after every one
46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
Bert
47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
Rye
48.) Be Homer
Shiny
49.) Be Marge
SammieBabe
50.) Get Together
Psychotic & Levian
there was a picture here
yay old manus thinks it would be an atrosuty (wtf?)
if i don't win best spammer
phscotic just got owned!!
bwaaaahahahaahhaha! Aww people voted for me! -feels the love-
well i voted for alot of people too, but i honestly dont have aaaany idea who'll win what. i could take a stab at who'll win but i would probably end up stabbing myself in the kidney :S
its not fun
But Jowy has molested the populace and i think he'll win a bunch of stuff.
~*Fizzgig*~
That doesn't mean they voted for you it just means they think you have a chance at winning.
I want in this clubhouse, too
1.) Best Member
Psychotic
Many jokes about how Psychotic wins all the Ciddies and is well-loved and gets surpise buttsex from every alley he ever walks down. But then he's like, "Nah, dawg, nah, that's crazytalk." And that's just a trick, a trick to get you to vote for him to prove him wrong and make yourself right, but that only does what he wants and makes you wrong and him right. Master of manipulation he is.
2.) Best Male
Jowy
Gut feeling.
3.) Best Female
Christmas
I think she could swipe it.
4. Best Administrator
Leeza
5. Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic
[Enter second unnecessary rant about Psychotic and his effect on muffins]
6. Best Site Staff
DK
It's because of his connection to Donkey Kong.
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Giga Guess
Giga has a good following, and his sex scandal with Typhoon has only put him in the papers more than ever.
8.) Best Veteran
Cz
Cz is universally loved like hot pants.
9.) Best Regular
I Took the Red Pill
Keithickle has a lot of behind-the-scenes support.
10.) Best Newbie
Bunny
Liek sirsly guyz.
11.) Nicest Member
innocentenshi7
She's too cute to not vote for :huggle:
12.) Evilest Member
Tavrobel
I don't think Sir Taffy is evil, but he is highly perceived that way. I voted for him in this because he's asian and all asians know kung-fu and martial arts make you a mad scientist's bodyguard and that makes your boss evil.
13.) Sexiest Male
Jowy
Karate chop!
14.) Sexiest Female
Jess
I didn't know whom to pick D: But I saw Jess's pic once and she's a cute chica, so I'll say her.
15.) Cutest Male
themagicroundabout
'Coz he has magick.
16.) Cutest Female
innocentenshi7
Wheeee.
17.) Best Custom Rank
Shiny
She's had hers for a while now, and such commitment deserves some sort of reward.
18.) Best Avatar
Christmas
The eternal waving soothes the soul and irons the folds.
19.) Best Signature
Psychotic
It's the only one I can remember without looking, so this is the one I'm going to say.
20.) Best Artist
Rocket Edge
I never go in the art forum because I'm a criminal, but I've seen NotTraffic draw some stuff so sure why not.
21.) Best Graphic Designer
Owen Macwere
What the smurf is a graphic designer.
22.) Best Writer
Behold The Void
It's agreeable to me.
23.) Best Poet
Poetically Pathetic
I've never read anybody's poetry, but his name has Poet in it and Justin is a big emo. Emos are good at poetry, right?
24.) Best Poster
Nominus Experse
I seriously think he might surprise and nab it. For real, kids. Vietnom has a nice balance of posting. He's like a mixture of Tavrobel, Cim, and Richard Simmons.
25.) Best Spammer
Old Manus
lolwut
26.) Best Chatter
Jowy
The entire two times I've been there he was there so I say him.
27.) Best Usernoter
Tempest
Her text is purple, folks.
28.) Funniest Member
Christmas
I lol'd.
29.) Weirdest Member
Christmas
I really don't know, but I think Christmas will win a lot again so I said her.
30.) Horniest Member
Jowy
I don't know if he's horny or not, but other people seem to think so and bandwagons are my home.
31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
Dreddz
His Nintendo Wii love permeates the forum.
32.) Most Mysterious Member
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Lots of curious people for Kishi.
33.) Most Improved Member
Quin 'n' Tonic
I like Quinny, so sure.
34.) Most Underrated Member
theundeadhero
I heard a rumor he met Zombie Jesus once and that demands votes.
35.) Most Innocent Member
innocentenshi7
It is in her name.
36.) Most Missed Member
RSL
37.) Most Helpful Gamer
Tavrobel
If by helpful you mean conceited skullskull.
38.) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid
39.) Most Helpful Member
Leeza
40.) Cutest Couple
Hsu & rubah
I just think they're so cute ;_;
Most Likely To...
41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Azar
42.) Be Banned
demondude55
43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Tavrobel
44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Raistlin
It'd be like the opposite of Casper, and every forum needs one of those.
45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
I Took the Red Pill
46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
Peter_20
47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
JessweeeeMusicalNoteThingie
48.) Be Homer
Levian
49.) Be Marge
Leeza
50.) Get Together
Giga Guess & TyphoonThaReapa
This isn't how I voted and don't let this influence your votes even though I am very awesome, etc. etc. Last time I didn't include commentary, because I didn't think anybody read it. Then either Del or Yams called me a fag for it, so I am not making the same mistake twice.
1.) Best Member
To everyone's surprise, this award will be a showdown between Jowy and Bunny. Upon whose head will the crown sit? I say
PSY SEZ: Bunny.
2.) Best Male
Well if you can't have Best Member, Jowy Jow Jow, at least settle for this.
PSY SEZ: Jowy.
3.) Best Female
Agrias and Christmas both have names that end in "as" and that's sort of like ass and making jokes about asses is funny to me. I don't know. One of those two.
PSY SEZ: Agrias.
4. Best Administrator
Other than Leeza and Yamaneko, they're all rotting corpses, and Yamaneko is just an incompetent buffoon. There can be only one winner.
PSY SEZ: Leeza.
5. Best Cid's Knight
People will vote for Levian because they think he actually does stuff. This one time, he moved a thread about Advent Children to the Advent Children forum. Good, right? NO. Because there was already a STICKIED THREAD WITH EXACTLY THE SAME TOPIC IN THE FORUM. This new thread got to two pages before a wandering hero, namely yours truly, spotted the discrepancy and merged them.
PSY SEZ: Levian.
6. Best Site Staff
Again, a group of rotting corpses. Will the return of Baloki to the posting frey snatch him this award? It'll be him or DK.
PSY SEZ: DK.
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Giga Guess chases theundeadhero. I saw theundeadhero, in real life, in a race against four little kids and a guy in a turtle suit. He lost to all of them except the turtle. Giga Guess would not have lost that race, having spent most of his life chasing after young boys. The problem is, that is exactly what he is doing right now, hence hero will sneak the win.
PSY SEZ: theundeadhero.
8.) Best Veteran
He likes to make threads so maybe you will like to vote for him.
PSY SEZ: pureghetto.
9.) Best Regular
Extremely tough contest. I can see 5 or 6 potential winners but those #eoff jerks will kill us all.
PSY SEZ: NeoCracker.
10.) Best Newbie
Goldenboko will go down fighting, but I think ultimately, Bunny has the staying power.
PSY SEZ: Bunny.
11.) Nicest Member
Normally I'd go for innocentenshi, demondude or Jesweeee, but the problem is they will both draw votes from the same area of EoFF.
PSY SEZ: Leeza
12.) Evilest Member
She still hasn't given up the HATE thing.
PSY SEZ: Christmas
13.) Sexiest Male
Well, I should win this on principle, but I'm not as cool as Jowy is.
PSY SEZ: Jowy.
14.) Sexiest Female
I prefer Jess and Lekana to her, but she's still damned fine.
PSY SEZ: Agrias
15.) Cutest Male
He's so cute that I could punch him in the gut.
PSY SEZ: GoldenBoko
16.) Cutest Female
It's a good day for Agrias.
PSY SEZ: Agrias
17.) Best Custom Rank
I don't know. I don't care.
PSY SEZ: Del Murder
18.) Best Avatar
I forgot who Jebus is.
PSY SEZ: Jebus
19.) Best Signature
God hates fraggles clique (featuring smug pseudo-intellectuals like Raistlin. Yeah that's what you get for trying to sass me in your own predictions, n00bcake.) will probably do some damage here.
PSY SEZ: I'm my own MILF
20.) Best Artist
Everybody votes for him no matter what. Go orby.
PSY SEZ: black orb
21.) Best Graphic Designer
She'll make six LJ entries telling us about how she won this Ciddie and how she doesn't deserve it after it happens, probably with a few 4chan jokes which she claims as her own. Fear not, EoFFers without an LJ account (although really, you should get one and add me because I am desperate). I'll leave abusive comments in your stead.
PSY SEZ: Rye
22.) Best Writer
I think he'll just manage to stave off Goldenboko.
PSY SEZ: Behold The Void
23.) Best Poet
I'm picking him just because of his name. That's what all the voters are doing, right?
PSY SEZ: Poetically Pathetic
24.) Best Poster
Bunny and Nominus Experse go head-to-head. I think having a longer user name will give Mr. Experse the tactical advantage.
PSY SEZ: Nominus Experse.
25.) Best Spammer
God I hope that Old Manus beats Yamaneko. I am praying for it.
PSY SEZ: Old Manus.
26.) Best Chatter
Agrias and Jowy duke it out. I'ma say Alice juuuust edges it.
PSY SEZ: Agrias.
27.) Best Usernoter
As long as one of the MFH trio of handsome wins it, I will die a happy death.
PSY SEZ: Cz
28.) Funniest Member
They still eat her comics up.
PSY SEZ: Christmas
29.) Weirdest Member
Has sex with animals and made sure the rest of the forums knew about it by making an elections party dedicated to the "noble art", as he calls it. Enough said.
PSY SEZ: NeoCracker
30.) Horniest Member
He is one sick smurfer to ever want to date Misfit. I did, once, for seventeen minutes. Now look at me.
PSY SEZ: Jowy
31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
He still beats his meat to Sony products.
PSY SEZ: Dreddz
32.) Most Mysterious Member
HURRRRR!!!! DUHHH LET'S NOMINATE SOMEONE WHO HASN'T POSTED IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS BECAUSE WE ARE DUMB OLDBIES, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!! Not cool, guys. Anyway, speaking of lack of activity,
PSY SEZ: Kawaii Ryukishi.
33.) Most Improved Member
Where oh where has my little Jackpot gone? Oh where oh where can he be?
PSY SEZ: The Fonz
34.) Most Underrated Member
Fighting off Rase and Rocket Edge, the other member whose name begins with R (Rengori is dead to me; he does not count) will just take it.
PSY SEZ: Renmiri.
35.) Most Innocent Member
Oh look at me, I don't view pornography or punch kittens in the face! Give me an award! She has it in her name, and there's been a bit of a snowball growing behind her. Is snowball the right word? Oh I don't care.
PSY SEZ: innocentenshi7
36.) Most Missed Member
Man, I freakin' hate this guy.
PSY SEZ: Dignified Pauper
37.) Most Helpful Gamer
PSY SEZ: Tavrobel
38.) Most Helpful Techy
I have faith in EoFF.
PSY SEZ: o_O
39.) Most Helpful Member
She's got the lunch, the moves and the crunch!
PSY SEZ: Leeza
40.) Cutest Couple
Bet y'all won't see this one coming.
PSY SEZ: ~*~Celes~*~ & ShadowBahamut
Most Likely To...
41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Maybe he'll finally go away after he wins this.
PSY SEZ: Quina
42.) Be Banned
demon = devil; dude = man. Duh duh duh duh DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
PSY SEZ: demondude55
43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Odd Eye of Sauron, anyone?
PSY SEZ: Odd Eye
44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Hi guys have you seen the latest Phoenix Wright? It's really keen! You can be a totally powerful lawyer who kisses girls!
PSY SEZ: Agent Proto
45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
He's been here for about 12 years. Surely it is time.
PSY SEZ: Giga Guess
46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
He'll win this one by a landslide, although he'd probably make three threads asking for advice first.
PSY SEZ: Peter_20
47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
She likes animals. Everybody knows this.
PSY SEZ: Anaisa
48.) Be Homer
Shiny vs Bert. I chose Shiny because she has Mr. Sparkle in her sig and if you squint your eyes while looking at him, you see Homer Simpson.
PSY SEZ: Shiny
49.) Be Marge
She acts like a disappointed mother whenever she sees you break the rules. It's gotta be-
PSY SEZ: Leeza
50.) Get Together
Giant hairy homosexual + gangsta rapper = EoFF gold.
PSY SEZ: Giga Guess & TyphoonThaReapa
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