Someone here wants me to hook up with DK.
how dare anyone say anything negative about devil man? he got banned in the best way possible. in my opinion anyway.
also, why not, I'll predict!
1.) Best Member
Psychotic
2.) Best Male
Psychotic
3.) Best Female
fire_of_avalon
4. Best Administrator
spdude
5. Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic
6. Best Site Staff
Spatvark
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin
8.) Best Veteran
pureghetto
9.) Best Regular
Jessweeee♪
10.) Best Newbie
demondude55
11.) Nicest Member
rubah
12.) Evilest Member
Psychotic
13.) Sexiest Male
Jowy
14.) Sexiest Female
Jess
15.) Cutest Male
Cz
16.) Cutest Female
kikimm
17.) Best Custom Rank
Levian
18.) Best Avatar
The Fonz
19.) Best Signature
Jebus
20.) Best Artist
black orb
21.) Best Graphic Designer
Rye
22.) Best Writer
Behold The Void
23.) Best Poet
Poetically Pathetic
24.) Best Poster
Del Murder
25.) Best Spammer
demondude55
26.) Best Chatter
rubah
27.) Best Usernoter
kikimm
28.) Funniest Member
Psychotic
29.) Weirdest Member
Necronopticous
30.) Horniest Member
Giga Guess
31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
GoldenBoko
32.) Most Mysterious Member
Lookout Zeromus_X
33.) Most Improved Member
Odd Eye
34.) Most Underrated Member
Rase
35.) Most Innocent Member
innocentenshi7
36.) Most Missed Member
Devil Man
37.) Most Helpful Gamer
Sephiroth1999AD
38.) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out
39.) Most Helpful Member
Psychotic
40.) Cutest Couple
Jowy & Misfit
Most Likely To...
41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Rase
42.) Be Banned
Tavrobel
43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Denmark
44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Baloki
45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
Agrias
46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
Meat Puppet
47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
Rye
48.) Be Homer
Bert
49.) Be Marge
Leeza
50.) Get Together
Psychotic & Levian
or maybe these are just my votes. i will use them to predict anyway!
I loved the PM he sent me, but I didn't like having to change my vote AGAIN (I had to change Horniest Member when Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer got banned).
Why are there so little predicitons in comparison to the amount of posts in this thread? Shameful, guys!
I'm tempted to change my predictions, but it probably won't help me get any more right!![]()
1.) Best Member
Psychotic
General consensus states that Psychotic is the best member to evar exist on this forum. Therefore, I believe that he is going to win this award.
First Loser: Bunny.
"I'm happy just to be nominated."
2.) Best Male
Jowy
Despite his lack of World of Warcraft game time, Jowy is a pretty swell guy. Plus, his name comes from one of my favorite video game characters ever.
First Loser: Levian.
She deserves it!
3.) Best Female
Miriel
Last Ciddies she sent me the sweetest PM ever and it also served as my first PM on this forum. She deserves this.
First Loser: Miriel
If she doesn't win this, I quit.
4. Best Administrator
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Doing what the best sort of Administrators do: Disappear from the forum they monitor for a long period of time without a word.
First Loser: Leeza
I hear she does a good job.
5. Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic
Psychotic reminds me a lot about myself when I was a moderator. Gets the job done in a humorous fashion and then breaks the same exact rule 2.5 seconds later.
First Loser: Behold The Void
No hard feelings, I understand.
6. Best Site Staff
DK
I haven't seen any other Site Staff do anything. And he's the only one I recognize. So him by default!
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Agent Proto
I heard some things.
First Loser: Raistlin
I heard some things.
8.) Best Veteran
Dr Unne
Not entirely too sure what constitutes "veteran" but I remember this guy from my first stay on EoFF and he's the only one on the list that I can say that about. So I guess he's the veteraniest veteran of the lot.
9.) Best Regular
Roto13
For a Canadian, he isn't that bad.
10.) Best Newbie
Bunny
Seriously.
11.) Nicest Member
Miriel
I think I already stated the why.
12.) Evilest Member
Christmas
Don't let her sunny personality confuse you, she is full of evil and hate right down to the shiny red ball on the end of her fake plastic tree.
13.) Sexiest Male
Levian
Wait.. what? Levian is a guy?!
14.) Sexiest Female
Iri Valentine
Seriously.
15.) Cutest Male
Roto13
Like a shaggy teddy bear. This vote does not mean a thing, Roto. Don't send me any PMs.
16.) Cutest Female
Jess
I think she might be British. But still!
17.) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus
It is the most honest and memorable one of the lot.
18.) Best Avatar
Pike
Pikachu! And I can't remember who I voted for. Not that.. all of these were my votes.. >_>
19.) Best Signature
I'm my own MILF
Because I'm not dumb.
20.) Best Artist
Christmas
The most honest and accurate portrayal of me was done by this.. member.
21.) Best Graphic Designer
Rye
Three is my lucky number.
22.) Best Writer
Behold The Void
First one on the list. Never read anything from any of them.
23.) Best Poet
Poetically Pathetic
Look at his name. LOOK!
24.) Best Poster
Nominus Experse
I may not read every single word of every single post, but from what I have read, he has a good head on his shoulder and provides brilliant advice that should be followed by all if not some.
First Loser: Bunny!
I am obligated by EoFF Law.
25.) Best Spammer
Spammerman
His name is Spammerman. Duh.
26.) Best Chatter
Jowy
Except when he is talking to me. Because he never responds. :(
27.) Best Usernoter
Meat Puppet
If you ever want an unclear and completely incoherant usernote, this fellow is the one to look to. I'm still trying to decipher several of his usernotes to me and it isn't going very well. I have ever called in several code breakers.
28.) Funniest Member
Christmanus
I am combining this award because they are one entity. Their exchanges are golden most of the time.
29.) Weirdest Member
TyphoonThaReapa
Black guy on the internet?!
30.) Horniest Member
Misfit
Oh jesus. Don't even get me started.
31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
Goldenboko
His name comes from a semi-popular species of avian from a semi-popular series of video games.
First Loser: sephirothishere
Sephiroth. He is here.
32.) Most Mysterious Member
Slade
I don't even know who this is.
First Loser: Spuuky
This one either.
33.) Most Improved Member
Quin 'n' Tonic
Kinda.
34.) Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke
I haven't seen his name before this. WTF.
35.) Most Innocent Member
innocentenshi7
Name specifically designed for winning this award.
36.) Most Missed Member
Vincent, Thunder God
Didn't I just see him post?
37.) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix
Dude is a wealth of video game knowledge. I don't know how he does it, there hasn't been a good video game released in the last year and a half.
38.) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid
He aids. Or he has AIDs? Oh this name is confusing..
39.) Most Helpful Member
Psychotic
If by helpful you mean "not helpful", Psychotic is your man!
40.) Cutest Couple
Raistlin & Rye
It's like Ying and Yang. Only yang is somewhat innocent and ying is bitter.
Most Likely To...
41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Jowy
Because when you get down to it, gosh darnit, people like him.
42.) Be Banned
TyphoonThaReapa
I'm crossing my fingers, tapping my ankles together, and wish-wish-wishin' about that shooting star.
43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Doomie
One does not simply WALK into Mordor. Unless you are Doomie, apparently.
44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Old Manus
His name suggests that he is old, therefore will be the first one to die. Sooo...
45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
Bunny
Out of nine nominations, I better win at least one.
First Loser: Giga Guess
And second.. and third.. and fourth..
46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
Peter_20
And then he'll make a thread about it, lolololololololol.
47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
Rye
Because she can't see over the steering wheel.
48.) Be Homer
Shiny
Shiny has five letters in Shiny's name. That is my only connection.
49.) Be Marge
Leeza
Hilarious combination.
50.) Get Together
Giga Guess & TyphoonThaReapa
A boy can dream.
(Umm...how many people are voting for me just by my name? This just kills the competition. I was kind of hoping for..you know, a fair competition of talent...)
I didn't vote for that catagory because I have never once ventured into the writing forum.
Actually, the thing in my avatar is a seal. I guess you don't see many of those in the ghetto, but still, that's no excuse.
The way he got banned would have been good, had he not tarnished it by trying to get me an others to post pathetic rumours about him having littered the place with secret links to porn. An then acting like a little puff, when I told him what he asked me to post was a load of crap, and then finally making rubbish second accounts.Originally Posted by Denmark
1.) Best Member
What with taking on the responsibilities of Award Guy, I think this one will go to Levian. Because, ya know, he'll rig it that way.
Prediction: Levian
Watch out for: Christmas
2.) Best Male
Best person at being male? Man, I dunno.
Prediction: DK
Watch out for: Meat Puppet
3.) Best Female
She has heels in her signature. Females wear heels.
Prediction: Lekana
Watch out for: Christmas
4. Best Administrator
I think Yamaneko has been posting the more than some of the other Admins combined. And people generally vote for the more active visible members. So there you go.
Prediction: Yamaneko
Watch out for: Leeza
5. Best Cid's Knight
He got the Highwind Award last time. So this year it'll be the CK award.
Prediction: Psychotic
Watch out for: Levian
6. Best Site Staff
How many times has Baloki quit, rejoined, quit, and rejoined Site Staff? Anyway, I don't think anyone votes for this one according to who does the most site stuff, but vote just for the most familiar name.
Prediction: DK
Watch out for: Flying Mullet
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Yes.
Prediction: undeadhero
Watch out for: Chemical
8.) Best Veteran
Hasn't Unne won this award like that last couple times? But he's gone and made his own forum, so I'm thinking it's someone else's turn now.
Prediction: Meat Puppet
Watch out for: pureghetto
9.) Best Regular
Regular starts with an R, so does Roto13!
Prediction: Roto13
Watch out for: Jessweeee♪
10.) Best Newbie
Pretty sure Mr. Bunny has this one in the bag. PS: demondude55 is not a newbie.
Prediction: Bunny
Watch out for: Goldenboko
11.) Nicest Member
Niiiice people for a niiiice forum.
Prediction: Jessweeee♪
Watch out for Jess
12.) Evilest Member
HATE = Evil?
Prediction: Christmas
Watch out for: Tavrobel
13.) Sexiest Male
Because Misfit pimps him out...
Prediction: Jowy
Watch out for: Levian
14.) Sexiest Female
If I were lesbian, I'd totally go for foa.
Prediction: foa
Watch out for: Agrias
15.) Cutest Male
Roto13 reminds me of a cub. Cubs=cuddly. Cuddly=cute.
Prediction: Roto13
Watch out for: DK
16.) Cutest Female
Jess' avatar is cute. So she must be cute too.
Prediction: Jess
Watch out for: kikimm
17.) Best Custom Rank
Ranks that rhyme win over ranks that don't.
Prediction: Del Murder
Watch out for: Levian
18.) Best Avatar
Who doesn't love The Godfather?
Prediction: Del Murder
Watch out for: Roto13
19.) Best Signature
Random pick on this one.
Predction: I'm my own MILF
Watch out for: Psychotic
20.) Best Artist
No one visits the Artist's forum. Christmas posts her stuff in GC. Clever girl.
Prediction: Christmas
Watch out for: Rocket Edge
21.) Best Graphic Designer
Rye rye rye rye rye.
Prediction: Rye
Watch out for: atlanteay
22.) Best Writer
I haven't read any of their writing.
Prediction: Behold the Void
Watch out for: Rase
23.) Best Poet
I haven't read any of their poems.
Prediction: rubah
Watch out for: Poetically Pathetic
24.) Best Poster
He's like the younger brother of Quina. And Quina was an awesome poster.
Prediction: Buny
Watch out for: Psychotic
25.) Best Spammer
He acts like his spamming days are over, but I don't think so.
Prediction: Psychotic
Watch out for: Christmas
26.) Best Chatter
Chat...?
Prediction: Jowy
Watch out for: rubah
27.) Best Usernoter
Random pick.
Prediction: Christmas
Watch out for: kikimm
28.) Funniest Member
Laughing AT him, or with him. Does it matter?
Prediction: Psychotic
Watch out for: Yamaneko
29.) Weirdest Member
Because ya know.
Prediction: TyphoonThaReapa
Watch out for: Rye
30.) Horniest Member
Pregnancy = death. Remember that!
Prediction: Misfit
Watch out for: Jowy
31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
Random pick.
Prediction: Dreddz
Watch out for: Renmiri
32.) Most Mysterious Member
Lots of people seem to wonder what she looks like so...
Prediction: Christmas
Watch out for: Kishi
33.) Most Improved Member
Prediction: Roto13
Watch out for: Tavrobel
34.) Most Underrated Member
I love how he's always nominated for this one.
Prediction: undeadhero
Watch out for: Rase
35.) Most Innocent Member
Innocent, right there in the name!
Prediction: innocentenshi7
Watch out for: rubah
36.) Most Missed Member
Because people are dumb.
Prediction: Devil Man
Watch out for: Kishi
37.) Most Helpful Gamer
Random pick.
Prediction: JKTrix
Watch out for: Zeromus_X
38.) Most Helpful Techy
Cause he hosts my site, and he hosts Del Murder's site.
Prediction: Yamaneko
Watch out for: cl_out
39.) Most Helpful Member
She gives good advice.
Prediction: fire_of_avalon
Watch out for: Psychotic
40.) Cutest Couple
Because people are too overwhelmed by the sheer awesomeness of Del Murder + Miriel, it'll go to the newest game in town.
Prediction: Jowy & Misfit
Watch out for: Hsu & rubah
Most Likely To...
41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Quina is next in line, but most of y'all don't know that.
Prediction: Jowy
Watch out for: Rase
42.) Be Banned
Just waiting for you to slip!
Prediction: demondude55
Watch out for: TyphoonThaReapa
43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Prediction: Old Manus
Watch out for: Odd Eye
44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Prediction: Old Manus
Watch out for: undeadhero
45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
Prediction: Bunny
Watch out for: Giga Guess
46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
Prediction: Bert
Watch out for: Evastio
47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
Prediction: Jessweeee
Watch out for: Rye
48.) Be Homer
Prediction: Bert
Watch out for: Cid
49.) Be Marge
Prediction: Leeza
Watch out for: SammieBabe
50.) Get Together
Prediction: Giga Guess & TyphoonThaReapa
Watch out for: Christmas & Old Manus
I was doing commentary but I got lazy. Go Predictions!
Some people are still predicting me the winner of Most Missed Member. What good timing for a return, and I wasn't even planning to come in for the Ciddies, honest!
EDIT: Me and Miriel just posted a reply the same minute. What's up with all these coincidences?
It's come to the point where that and Best Member are the only two ciddies I hope to get nominated for. I didn't make best member for the first time, so maybe I'll finally win this one.
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