I want in this clubhouse, too

1.) Best Member
Psychotic

Many jokes about how Psychotic wins all the Ciddies and is well-loved and gets surpise buttsex from every alley he ever walks down. But then he's like, "Nah, dawg, nah, that's crazytalk." And that's just a trick, a trick to get you to vote for him to prove him wrong and make yourself right, but that only does what he wants and makes you wrong and him right. Master of manipulation he is.

2.) Best Male
Jowy

Gut feeling.

3.) Best Female
Christmas

I think she could swipe it.

4. Best Administrator
Leeza

5. Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic

[Enter second unnecessary rant about Psychotic and his effect on muffins]

6. Best Site Staff
DK

It's because of his connection to Donkey Kong.

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Giga Guess

Giga has a good following, and his sex scandal with Typhoon has only put him in the papers more than ever.


8.) Best Veteran
Cz

Cz is universally loved like hot pants.

9.) Best Regular
I Took the Red Pill

Keithickle has a lot of behind-the-scenes support.

10.) Best Newbie
Bunny

Liek sirsly guyz.

11.) Nicest Member
innocentenshi7

She's too cute to not vote for :huggle:

12.) Evilest Member
Tavrobel

I don't think Sir Taffy is evil, but he is highly perceived that way. I voted for him in this because he's asian and all asians know kung-fu and martial arts make you a mad scientist's bodyguard and that makes your boss evil.

13.) Sexiest Male
Jowy

Karate chop!

14.) Sexiest Female
Jess

I didn't know whom to pick D: But I saw Jess's pic once and she's a cute chica, so I'll say her.

15.) Cutest Male
themagicroundabout

'Coz he has magick.

16.) Cutest Female
innocentenshi7

Wheeee.

17.) Best Custom Rank
Shiny

She's had hers for a while now, and such commitment deserves some sort of reward.

18.) Best Avatar
Christmas

The eternal waving soothes the soul and irons the folds.

19.) Best Signature
Psychotic

It's the only one I can remember without looking, so this is the one I'm going to say.

20.) Best Artist
Rocket Edge

I never go in the art forum because I'm a criminal, but I've seen NotTraffic draw some stuff so sure why not.

21.) Best Graphic Designer
Owen Macwere

What the smurf is a graphic designer.

22.) Best Writer
Behold The Void

It's agreeable to me.

23.) Best Poet
Poetically Pathetic

I've never read anybody's poetry, but his name has Poet in it and Justin is a big emo. Emos are good at poetry, right?

24.) Best Poster
Nominus Experse

I seriously think he might surprise and nab it. For real, kids. Vietnom has a nice balance of posting. He's like a mixture of Tavrobel, Cim, and Richard Simmons.

25.) Best Spammer
Old Manus

lolwut

26.) Best Chatter
Jowy

The entire two times I've been there he was there so I say him.

27.) Best Usernoter
Tempest

Her text is purple, folks.

28.) Funniest Member
Christmas

I lol'd.

29.) Weirdest Member
Christmas

I really don't know, but I think Christmas will win a lot again so I said her.

30.) Horniest Member
Jowy

I don't know if he's horny or not, but other people seem to think so and bandwagons are my home.

31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
Dreddz

His Nintendo Wii love permeates the forum.

32.) Most Mysterious Member
Kawaii Ryűkishi

Lots of curious people for Kishi.

33.) Most Improved Member
Quin 'n' Tonic

I like Quinny, so sure.

34.) Most Underrated Member
theundeadhero

I heard a rumor he met Zombie Jesus once and that demands votes.

35.) Most Innocent Member
innocentenshi7

It is in her name.

36.) Most Missed Member
RSL

37.) Most Helpful Gamer
Tavrobel

If by helpful you mean conceited skullskull.

38.) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid

39.) Most Helpful Member
Leeza

40.) Cutest Couple
Hsu & rubah

I just think they're so cute ;_;

Most Likely To...

41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Azar

42.) Be Banned
demondude55

43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Tavrobel

44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Raistlin

It'd be like the opposite of Casper, and every forum needs one of those.

45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
I Took the Red Pill

46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
Peter_20

47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
JessweeeeMusicalNoteThingie

48.) Be Homer
Levian

49.) Be Marge
Leeza

50.) Get Together
Giga Guess & TyphoonThaReapa