1.) Best Member
Psychotic

General consensus states that Psychotic is the best member to evar exist on this forum. Therefore, I believe that he is going to win this award.

First Loser: Bunny.

"I'm happy just to be nominated."

2.) Best Male
Jowy

Despite his lack of World of Warcraft game time, Jowy is a pretty swell guy. Plus, his name comes from one of my favorite video game characters ever.

First Loser: Levian.

She deserves it!

3.) Best Female
Miriel

Last Ciddies she sent me the sweetest PM ever and it also served as my first PM on this forum. She deserves this.

First Loser: Miriel

If she doesn't win this, I quit.

4. Best Administrator
Kawaii Ryűkishi

Doing what the best sort of Administrators do: Disappear from the forum they monitor for a long period of time without a word.


First Loser: Leeza

I hear she does a good job.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic

Psychotic reminds me a lot about myself when I was a moderator. Gets the job done in a humorous fashion and then breaks the same exact rule 2.5 seconds later.

First Loser: Behold The Void

No hard feelings, I understand.

6. Best Site Staff
DK

I haven't seen any other Site Staff do anything. And he's the only one I recognize. So him by default!

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Agent Proto

I heard some things.

First Loser: Raistlin

I heard some things.

8.) Best Veteran
Dr Unne

Not entirely too sure what constitutes "veteran" but I remember this guy from my first stay on EoFF and he's the only one on the list that I can say that about. So I guess he's the veteraniest veteran of the lot.

9.) Best Regular
Roto13

For a Canadian, he isn't that bad.

10.) Best Newbie
Bunny

Seriously.

11.) Nicest Member
Miriel

I think I already stated the why.


12.) Evilest Member
Christmas

Don't let her sunny personality confuse you, she is full of evil and hate right down to the shiny red ball on the end of her fake plastic tree.

13.) Sexiest Male
Levian

Wait.. what? Levian is a guy?!

14.) Sexiest Female
Iri Valentine

Seriously.

15.) Cutest Male
Roto13

Like a shaggy teddy bear. This vote does not mean a thing, Roto. Don't send me any PMs.

16.) Cutest Female
Jess

I think she might be British. But still!

17.) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus

It is the most honest and memorable one of the lot.

18.) Best Avatar
Pike

Pikachu! And I can't remember who I voted for. Not that.. all of these were my votes.. >_>

19.) Best Signature
I'm my own MILF

Because I'm not dumb.

20.) Best Artist
Christmas

The most honest and accurate portrayal of me was done by this.. member.

21.) Best Graphic Designer
Rye

Three is my lucky number.

22.) Best Writer
Behold The Void

First one on the list. Never read anything from any of them.

23.) Best Poet
Poetically Pathetic

Look at his name. LOOK!

24.) Best Poster
Nominus Experse

I may not read every single word of every single post, but from what I have read, he has a good head on his shoulder and provides brilliant advice that should be followed by all if not some.

First Loser: Bunny!

I am obligated by EoFF Law.

25.) Best Spammer
Spammerman

His name is Spammerman. Duh.

26.) Best Chatter
Jowy

Except when he is talking to me. Because he never responds. :(

27.) Best Usernoter
Meat Puppet

If you ever want an unclear and completely incoherant usernote, this fellow is the one to look to. I'm still trying to decipher several of his usernotes to me and it isn't going very well. I have ever called in several code breakers.

28.) Funniest Member
Christmanus

I am combining this award because they are one entity. Their exchanges are golden most of the time.

29.) Weirdest Member
TyphoonThaReapa

Black guy on the internet?!

30.) Horniest Member
Misfit

Oh jesus. Don't even get me started.

31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
Goldenboko

His name comes from a semi-popular species of avian from a semi-popular series of video games.

First Loser: sephirothishere

Sephiroth. He is here.

32.) Most Mysterious Member
Slade

I don't even know who this is.

First Loser: Spuuky

This one either.


33.) Most Improved Member
Quin 'n' Tonic

Kinda.

34.) Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke

I haven't seen his name before this. WTF.

35.) Most Innocent Member
innocentenshi7

Name specifically designed for winning this award.

36.) Most Missed Member
Vincent, Thunder God

Didn't I just see him post?

37.) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix

Dude is a wealth of video game knowledge. I don't know how he does it, there hasn't been a good video game released in the last year and a half.

38.) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid

He aids. Or he has AIDs? Oh this name is confusing..

39.) Most Helpful Member
Psychotic

If by helpful you mean "not helpful", Psychotic is your man!

40.) Cutest Couple
Raistlin & Rye

It's like Ying and Yang. Only yang is somewhat innocent and ying is bitter.

Most Likely To...

41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Jowy

Because when you get down to it, gosh darnit, people like him.

42.) Be Banned
TyphoonThaReapa

I'm crossing my fingers, tapping my ankles together, and wish-wish-wishin' about that shooting star.

43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Doomie

One does not simply WALK into Mordor. Unless you are Doomie, apparently.

44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Old Manus

His name suggests that he is old, therefore will be the first one to die. Sooo...

45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
Bunny

Out of nine nominations, I better win at least one.

First Loser: Giga Guess

And second.. and third.. and fourth..

46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
Peter_20

And then he'll make a thread about it, lolololololololol.

47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
Rye

Because she can't see over the steering wheel.

48.) Be Homer
Shiny

Shiny has five letters in Shiny's name. That is my only connection.

49.) Be Marge
Leeza

Hilarious combination.

50.) Get Together
Giga Guess & TyphoonThaReapa

A boy can dream.