OMG NO WAI I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT :(

[The Unknown Guru]

I almost pissed in the fridge once (gimme a break, it was 4:00 am).

Also, I called my friend "bread". I guess I was hungry.

[Meat Puppet]

I’ve looked in the fridge for Jesus. Does that count?

[Jessweeee♪]

I've also looked in the fridge for the bug spray once

[Freya]

I nearly looked in the fridge for EoFF once

I've also gone looking for Tekken 5 in my fridge. I don't know why I always go to the fridge.

I've also looked in the fridge for my little brother

I've also looked in the fridge for the bug spray once

You really like your fridge aye?

[oddler]

Also, I called my friend "bread". I guess I was hungry.

I've finally found something as laugh-worthy as ghurghbl. Thank you. Thank you oh so much.

[T-MaN]

Looking into the fridge? How common...

Well, if you want my take on this, I once called my french teacher Mr. Peters rather than Madame Peters.

[Tigmafuzz]

i called my mom george once...

[Rocket Edge]

I've called my teacher mommy

I did that too when I was younger.

[Shadow Bahamut]

i've said i was "constipating" when i really meant to say "concentrating"

[~*~Celes~*~]

i've said i was "constipating" when i really meant to say "concentrating"

I'm still laughing at you for that, secretly of course :rolleyes2

My mom was calling me off of school one morning, and whenever a parent calls a student off of school in my school district, they have to say the teacher's name. My teacher's name was Mr. Polk, and she said Mrs. Polk instead of Mr. Polk She then had to call back, while laughing, and say "I'm sorry, I meant Mr. Polk, not Mrs. Polk."

[Fonzie]

I almost pissed in the trash can the other day.

[Lawr]

I almost pissed in the trash can the other day.

I do it all the time.

[Tigmafuzz]

nice.

[Tempest]

Sometimes I call my cat, Jake, Jack and my other cat Jack I'll call Jake.

I'm a horrible mother.

[Dynast-Kid]

I have 3 sisters (Lindsey, Lauren, Lesley), and I always get their names mixed up, so I usually end up calling them "her", or "girl", or "you" etc.

One time I tried to throw my family's silverware into the garbage instead of the sink. I was so weird that day...