Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Bahamut View Post
i've said i was "constipating" when i really meant to say "concentrating"
I'm still laughing at you for that, secretly of course :rolleyes2

My mom was calling me off of school one morning, and whenever a parent calls a student off of school in my school district, they have to say the teacher's name. My teacher's name was Mr. Polk, and she said Mrs. Polk instead of Mr. Polk She then had to call back, while laughing, and say "I'm sorry, I meant Mr. Polk, not Mrs. Polk."